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The Cuddly One
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Milan, Italy
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Retard grandparents
After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school.
One child wrote the following: We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to Live in a big brick house but Grandpa got Retarded and they moved to Florida . Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass. They ride around on their bicycles and wear name tags because they don't know who they are anymore. They go to a building called a Wreck Center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now, and they do exercises there, but they don't do them very well. There is a swimming pool too, but in it, they all jump up and down with hats on. At their gate, there is a doll house with A little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out. =20= They go cruising in their golf carts. Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing everynight -- early birds. Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house. The ones who do get out, bring food back to the Wreck Centre for pot luck. My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too. When I earn my retardment, I want to be the m an in the doll house. Then I will let people out so they can visit their grandchildren.
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Oh god, every word of this is true.
Scott
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Retards in Florida? You don't say!!!
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Long Beach CA, the sewer by the sea.
Posts: 37,700
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Too funny!
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Tucson AZ USA
Posts: 8,228
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Like the "Jack in the Box" ad where Jack's son says he wants to be a Vegetarian because vegetarians make animals feel better.
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I swear some adult is sitting around making this stuff up, funny though.
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Long Beach CA, the sewer by the sea.
Posts: 37,700
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ya think?
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canna change law physics
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Someone needs to be spending more time on Romanian projects than writing this stuff, and that would be me
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