996 owner goes gadget-bananas!

[matt13421342]

This 996 is on ebay right now. The fact that it came from the factory in ultra-violet paint is a side issue at this point. Check out the gadgets he manages to stuff into the cockpit:

-Chrome skull shift knob
-Emergency glass breaking hammer (mounted on dash!)
-giant cup holder or extinguisher holder for front( also on dash)
-some black disc of unknown purpose (also glued to dash)
-extra convex rear view mirror on A-pillar
-the numbers 9-1-1 on dash (in case he starts thinking he's in a Civic)
-steering wheel cover
-"Type R" pedal covers with dead pedal
-additional mirror on driver's A-pillar
-sheepskin neck cushion
-rear seat fire extinguisher
-another set of 9-1-1 number mounted in front of shifter (I guess the first was so the passenger won't mistake it for Civic)
-chrome plastic Quad Exhaust "look" mounted to rear bumper
-piaa-like driving lights in front (do the Xenons need the help?)
-at least he has a giant first aid kit -- hopefully contains an aspirin.

Here's the http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2000-PORSCHE-911-CARRERA-4-COUPE-MILLENIUM-VERY-RARE_W0QQitemZ160088629729QQihZ006QQcategoryZ10156 QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting

[w21055]

Pep boys should sponsor that car for him.

[Dan in Pasadena]

Naw, that's an old fashioned J.C. Whitney catalog special if I ever saw one.

[jpc1818]

W T F !!!!!!

[porsche930dude]

guess hes been breathing a little too much of that NYC air

[goat]

good grief.

But after all IT IS the Millenium edition!! Very Rare......

[RSBob]

As the old saying goes, the only thing money can't buy you is taste.

[matt13421342]

Originally posted by porsche930dude
guess hes been breathing a little too much of that NYC air

That yellow stripe on his tags exonerates us New Yorkers from having to take credit for his taste.

[porsche930dude]

oh i see. well that explains it. NJ is even worse. Who knows wtf is wrong with those people though

[JeremyD]

HAHA

[JakeTheSnake]

Funny thing is that everything out side of those interior mirros, the cup holder, that what-cha-ma-call-it under the passenger air bag, the steering wrap and the shift knob is offered by PNA.

With the added photo (Those tips are not offered by PNA) all four..

I guess there is such a thing as bad-bling,

[bpoteat]

No one has mentioned the hidious wheels. And those things hanging underneith the license look ridiculous - "$500 PIAA backup lights"?

[rexav8r]

As per the ad: "2000 PORSCHE 911 CARRERA 4 COUPE MILLENIUM EDITION - VERY RARE. "


--I concur: Very Rare indeed.


Somebody needs to buy that just to un-do the insanity !

[daepp]

That aint not Porsche!

[defcon65]

He's missing the Skoal can opener for the dash, the chrome bimbo mudflaps and the AAA spinning compass from my Grandma's Valiant...

[jtratza]

Check out what else he is selling on ebay. That should explain his "creativity" with the 996. This guy needs to get back to blinged out Hondas.

[onlycafe]

the only thing missing is a douchebag, oh wait , that goes on the drivers seat.

[onlycafe]

it was bid all the way up to $6,300, buy it now was $59,500.
might have gotten more if he had thrown in a gimp mask.

[HardDrive]

Originally posted by defcon65
He's missing the Skoal can opener for the dash, the chrome bimbo mudflaps and the AAA spinning compass from my Grandma's Valiant...

LMAO!!!!!!

[Danny_Ocean]

Bidding ended @ $6300.00. What a surprise!