Butt kissers each and every one of you.

Guilty as charged Sir! As long as the butt looks like this, I am glad to be able to get close enough to kiss this work of art! Then I get to move around to working on the front! :)

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1174343159.jpg

Go on then. I dont see why you are worried ablout me being a dick- just imagine how many dicks are reading this thread that you dont even know about. Maybe millions!!!! And Im sure your friend would thank you for posting his name and details on the interweb Joe.

You routinely post unsubstantiated nonsense as though it were fact. Im sure you believe it all. This is just another example of why nothing you say should be relied upon.

Just because I do not prove it to you now its unsubstantiated? I owe you nothing friend. And we should always agree with Akbar? Give me a break. Guess you forgot that I did not post any names.

Am not worried in the least Akbar. At least we know one thing, one dick read the post, looked in the mirror and replied! :)

Why don't you go and read the Koran somewhere ...

Joe

PS Ablout is not the correct way to spell "about"...

PSS Interweb? How much have you had to drink? Thought that good muslims did not touch booze?

What makes you think he is a Muslim?

(Not that there is anything wrong with it).

Whats that smell?

As a well travelled man, Joe- i remember seeing all the pictures of you in your captain's uniform on your vanity website (is that still up btw? Id love to have another look- Its much better than the Village Peoples site) - and one who says he goes to the ME regularly, you no doubt know what "akbar" means.

Calling someone "the greatest" seems an odd way to insult them- for an ordianry mortal. But having seen your rapier like wit in action before, I suspect you are deploying some botta secreta which lies beyond my meagre comprehension.

I certainly know better than that you would rely on spilling floomes.

We're understanding you better with each post, Stuart.

That's what I thought, it IS Stu speaking again...

I just want all of you to know that I am naked as I read this thread.

And I'm on the can. Woo! That was a big one.

I just farted.

I dont remember eating peanuts recently....

This thread started out as simple praise for actions promoting civility and digressed from there.
My problem is I still haven't figured out when to bail out. I guess my optimistic side figures that the personal attacks will give way to thoughtful response but instead we get goofy, childish posts totally devoid of any .................................
I'm done.

That's life (that's life), that's what all the people say
You're ridin' high in April, shot down in May
But I know I'm gonna change that tune
When I'm back on top, back on top in June
I said that's life (that's life), and as funny as it may seem
Some people get their kicks stompin' on a dream
But I don't let it, let it get me down
'cause this fine old world, it keeps spinnin' around
I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn and a king
I've been up and down and over and out and I know one thing
Each time I find myself flat on my face
I pick myself up and get back in the race
That's life (that's life), I tell you I can't deny it
I thought of quitting, baby, but my heart just ain't gonna buy it
And if I didn't think it was worth one single try
I'd jump right on a big bird and then I'd fly
I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn and a king
I've been up and down and over and out and I know one thing
Each time I find myself layin' flat on my face
I just pick myself up and get back in the race
That's life (that's life), that's life and I can't deny it
Many times I thought of cuttin' out but my heart won't buy it
But if there's nothin' shakin' come this here July
I'm gonna roll myself up in a big ball a-and die
My, my!

This guy Stu cracks me up!

Him and the pilot, it's classic stuff. Like Bugs and Elmer.

I don't understand the confusion... I thought everyone knew the moderators are evil ninjas?

And I can prove it, here are top secret spy photos taken of Todd and Zoltan plotting there takeover of the world.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1174410903.jpg

I will probably get banned for breaking the code of silence but viva la freedom of speech! Let freedom ring! Ask not what your country can do for you... uh... how does the rest of that one go?

What do you guys have against farts?

you die now!

Aw man.... and I thought we were friends. Man Todd, you're pretty short, and I gotta say, nice abs. Have you been working out lately?

Never knew I looked that good in yellow. Hmmm - and here I thought I was a winter.
-Z