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There has been some great ones scattered around.
Kicking it off with; "Just because no one understands you, does not make you an artist" --stolen from Mark Wilson ![]()
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Everyone knows the speed of light is faster than the speed of sound. That is why some people appear bright until they speak.
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Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick.
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You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal from many is research.
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Weakness is laziness.
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It is better to be thought of as a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. -unkown.
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"Now please excuse me, gentlemen. It's Time for Beany." -- Albert Einstein, 1950 as he concluded an address to Nobel Prize winners.
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Albert has some good ones..
"Do not worry about your problems in mathamatics for I assure you mine are still greater" A. Einstein
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"I voted for it, before I voted against it" John Kerry
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. —Groucho Marx
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The act of knowing may prevent you from doing just that.
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The difference between insanity and genius is only measured by success.
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
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"Spread out!" - Moe Howard
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"If I'M here and YOU'RE here, doesn't that make it OUR time?" Jeff Spicoli
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"There are eels in my hovercraft." - Monty Python
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"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read." -Groucho, I think.
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