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Paris Hilton & MacLAren SLR

Doh!

According to Paris Hilton's world, not being able to work the door of your $400,000 McLaren SLR gives you the right to sit on another person's Ferrari. If you left her alone in the National Archives she'd probably end up using the Constitution to wipe her ass because the toilet paper was too far.

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Old 04-16-2007, 05:57 PM
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Well, here is something we all can agree!
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Old 04-16-2007, 05:59 PM
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That's right. If you're so stupid, you cant get more stupid, but photos show you can.
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Old 04-16-2007, 06:28 PM
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That beyatch sat on my ride!!! WTF?!?!

I'll just insist that she buy me another one.
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Old 04-16-2007, 06:29 PM
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She needs a good spanking. I guess I'll do it. I wont like it but I'll do it out of civic duty.
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Old 04-16-2007, 06:45 PM
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She needs a good spanking. I guess I'll do it. I wont like it but I'll do it out of civic duty.
If you touch her we may have to fumigate you.
Old 04-16-2007, 06:58 PM
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Old 04-16-2007, 07:09 PM
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Aurel? Your point being that we have stupid and rich "royalty". just the same as "urpeen" (sic purposeful. Sometimes you need to 'splain things to pseudo intellectuals) nations? Or is your point that that the press, worldwide, pays far too much attention to these people? Or are you making your case that college professors are underpaid? BTW, she might be sitting on her own Ferrari as well. Wealth hath it's privilege, you know. God bless the foolishly rich. Without them, if it were indeed the socialistic world you dream of, such wonderous machines as Ferrari and McLaren would not exist. Nobody would eat cake...dig?

(edit) As far as the USA Constitution goes...haven't you made posts against it's 2nd amendment??? Kind of like wiping your French ass on the parts you don't like, while respecting the ones you do? Gimme a fzckin' break here...
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She got herpes on that Ferrari.
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Old 04-16-2007, 07:24 PM
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Aurel? Your point being that we have stupid and rich "royalty". just the same as "urpeen" (sic purposeful. Sometimes you need to 'splain things to pseudo intellectuals) nations? Or is your point that that the press, worldwide, pays far too much attention to these people? Or are you making your case that college professors are underpaid? BTW, she might be sitting on her own Ferrari as well. Wealth hath it's privilege, you know. God bless the foolishly rich. Without them, if it were indeed the socialistic world you dream of, such wonderous machines as Ferrari and McLaren would not exist. Nobody would eat cake...dig?

(edit) As far as the USA Constitution goes...haven't you made posts against it's 2nd amendment??? Kind of like wiping your French ass on the parts you don't like, while respecting the ones you do? Gimme a fzckin' break here...
PWD72s,

You are searching Waaaay too far, I really wonder why...I just found a funny pic of a dumb blonde on the internet, and since it was vaguely car related, I thought it would be fun to post it here. BTW, I did not come up with the legend, but I copied it from the web site. Go check it for yourself.
Man, your hatred for my french upbringing makes you so pathetic

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Old 04-16-2007, 07:27 PM
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I think that's her Ferrari also in her driveway.
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Old 04-16-2007, 07:32 PM
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Hey pwd72s, didja ever see Stripes?

"Lighten up Francis"

Pretty sure posting medical information like that is a federal offense, but that would be between you and a moderator, Neil.
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Old 04-16-2007, 07:40 PM
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Never could figure out what it is about class envy/hatred...Aurel, does it make you feel better about yourself to slam Paris Hilton? I mean, everybody in the USA know that she is a foolish rich kid...
a joke.

Believe it or not..it's not your French upbringing. I have a French friend. Matter of fact, I found a '60 356 Roadster for him (no fees to buyer or seller on my part) that recently arrived on French soil. He & I get along just fine. I don't tell him how his country should be run, and he returns the favor. Nope, it's not your French upbringing that angers me at all...I just don't like arrogant know-it-all types, no matter where they live. This attitude seems to be scattered throughout USA university settings. Does this 'splain it for you???

Tell me again about how our USA constitution should have been written...
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Old 04-16-2007, 07:47 PM
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i guess it is a good thing, her having the wing doors. better a butt smear than a door ding from a conventionally opening door.
Old 04-16-2007, 07:57 PM
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Hey pwd72s, didja ever see Stripes?

"Lighten up Francis"

Pretty sure posting medical information like that is a federal offense, but that would be between you and a moderator, Neil.
Hoot! My favorite line from Stripes? "I'm not parking it, I'm abandoning it!"
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Old 04-16-2007, 08:21 PM
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Old 04-16-2007, 08:34 PM
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I know people who talk like Boomhauer off King of the Hill. My wife used to translate that stuff for my kids, who did not think he was actually saying anything

BTW, I imagine her boney ass would leave a ding, not a smear
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Old 04-16-2007, 08:57 PM
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Old 04-16-2007, 11:24 PM
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Old 04-16-2007, 11:54 PM
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I don't know where that picture is from, but did anyone consider that it's her Ferrari as well?

She's giving the Herp to all kinds of European leather.

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