I'm not earning my keep here

[cantdrv55]

Can't remember the last time I helped someone out on the 911 tech board. I guess I better start going there more often. Why doesn't anyone ask questions like, "How should I vacuum my car?" Those I can handle.

[MRM]

Or, "What happens if I Armor-All my tire tread?" I can help with that one.

[Burnin' oil]

This should probably go on the tech board, but I need help. My windshield is covered with squished bugs. I can't see anything. What should I do? Can anyone help? Advice? Please?

[scottmandue]

I can help direct you to a supplier of fresh unsquished bugs if that helps.

[Kevin Taylor]

I need some German air in my tires.
Where can I get some German air?

Thanks K.T.
1973 911E 2.4 MFI
1983 911 SC
1978 911 SC
1965 Devin "D" - 1967 912 / Power Plant

[Drago]

My car squeaks, what is it?

[Drago]

Originally posted by Kevin Taylor
I need some German air in my tires.
Where can I get some German air?

From the lungs of a German?

Give Tyson Schmidt a call. His name at least sounds German.

[Aerkuld]

I get the occasional feeling of guilt and have to go onto the 944 or 911 tech board now and again. I am getting to the point where there aren't many un-turned bolts on the 944.
Trouble is you generally have to be so serious with tech help - I don't think I've ever seen the term 'poopie head' used over there.

[dhoward]

Since I got my car fairly sorted out a few years ago, I don't go over there much.

"Help! Major oil spill during oil change."

[M.D. Holloway]

I know how to say Porsche, its "Porsche". There, I did my part.

[David]

Originally posted by MRM
Or, "What happens if I Armor-All my tire tread?" I can help with that one.

I had a friend that I let ride my motorcycle offer to wash my bike. I said sure and them came by a while later and saw him Armor All'ing my tires!!! I said thanks for the wash, but now I'm going to have to sand that crap off the tread. He sanded it off, but I forgot about it next time I road the bike. Sure enough I lost the front end going around a corner and wiped out about 100 ft from my driveway .

[MikeSid]

Originally posted by Drago
My car squeaks, what is it?

A targa?

[svandamme]

how can i fit a gererator?
will that be compatible with my muffler bearings?

[Rot 911]

I tend to go to this board and the tech board equally.
My last week of postings:

Is anyone else totally disconnected? Jim Cesiro Off Topic Discussions 22 371 04-19-2007 12:45 PM
by scottmandue

Adverse posession question widebody911 Off Topic Discussions 16 295 04-19-2007 12:35 PM
by scottmandue

Do I need to replace my CDI box? Tom '74 911 Porsche 911 Technical Forum 15 339 04-19-2007 11:13 AM
by Tom '74 911

Garage Door Torsion Spring Snapped! Help!! on-ramp Off Topic Discussions 29 356 04-19-2007 09:50 AM
by on-ramp

What Parts To Have On Hand rpastir Porsche 911 Technical Forum 8 288 04-18-2007 05:26 PM
by rusnak

Why do chevy pickups want to race a 911? JeffreyNMemphis Off Topic Discussions 43 1012 04-18-2007 04:28 PM
by rouxroux

FS but not driven for 3 years pavulon Porsche Marketplace Discussion 5 625 04-18-2007 10:38 AM
by Luke Marano Jr

Landlord Tenant legal issue, Help. pmajka Off Topic Discussions 28 382 04-18-2007 09:23 AM
by svandamme

New wires, cap and rotor = No Start = HELP! Tom '74 911 Porsche 911 Technical Forum 21 357 04-18-2007 05:45 AM
by Tom '74 911

which duck tail to get? Turbo S Porsche 911 Technical Forum 10 404 04-18-2007 03:54 AM
by Bob Goding

random pics that YOU have taken....... bell Off Topic Discussions 2204 210444 04-17-2007 10:44 PM
by Tsunamiboy

Anyone had a shop screw up your floorboards? mca Porsche 911 Technical Forum 33 1557 04-17-2007 08:51 PM
by mca

Wrench Sizes spencejm Porsche 911 Technical Forum 12 246 04-17-2007 05:12 PM
by wrcRS

weights of space saver spare bkreigsr Porsche 911 Technical Forum 5 143 04-17-2007 04:19 PM
by 911pcars

Engine Serial Numbers niall Porsche 911 Technical Forum 7 115 04-17-2007 10:58 AM
by ttweed

Key duplication tkosier Porsche 911 Technical Forum 10 280 04-16-2007 10:55 PM
by Palumbo

Are you a minority taxpayer? Rick Lee Off Topic Discussions 29 413 04-16-2007 08:52 PM
by Dantilla

Advice needed on 81 911SC Targa potential purchase deathpunk dan Porsche 911 Technical Forum 10 225 04-16-2007 02:29 PM
by snbush67

71 no good, need something different Karb Porsche Marketplace Discussion 1 142 04-16-2007 01:53 PM
by Kurt V

Pull out Now! Howard Agency Off Topic Discussions 10 228 04-16-2007 09:26 AM
by Kurt V

Is it possible to remove starter without removing engine? gdiener Porsche 911 Technical Forum 15 463 04-16-2007 06:03 AM
by moosthuizen

BSA motorcycle parts wanted tonythetarga Off Topic Discussions 4 93 04-14-2007 07:48 PM
by steve185

Why is the Blue Coil up in price? GC 53 Porsche 911 Technical Forum 7 250 04-14-2007 04:12 PM
by Kurt V

[scottmandue]

Can I turbo my N/A?



(sorry, inside 944 joke)

[gwood]

Originally posted by scottmandue
Can I turbo my N/A?



(sorry, inside 944 joke)

No. N/A stands for North America and Porsche turbos only work with German air.

[svandamme]

Originally posted by gwood
No. N/A stands for North America and Porsche turbos only work with German air.

so true

[notfarnow]

Funny, after 2000+ inane "OT" posts, I think I may have just posted something useful and 911 (or 964 &993) related.

who'd a thunk it?

[svandamme]

Originally posted by notfarnow
Funny, after 2000+ inane "OT" posts, I think I may have just posted something useful and 911 (or 964 &993) related.

who'd a thunk it?

bit low on the pictures and colors and textformatting
i give it a A for content, but B- for effort

[notfarnow]

Originally posted by svandamme
bit low on the pictures and colors and textformatting
i give it a A for content, but B- for effort

I ain't done yet!

I made a point of linking to the images so it could be printed off easily and used in the garage

and ya, it still needs some formatting. I just wanted to puke all the info out before it overwritten in my brain by useless VW diesel info