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Feelin' Solexy
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Butt dandruff - what gives?
Am I the only guy freaked out about the amount of "butt dandruff" I sometimes find when I visit the men's room? Seriously, the amount of hair and assorted detritus left behind on the toilet seat occasionally borders on the astounding.
 National crisis? Mild annoyance? I know the Porsche community has an opinion on this important topic!
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04-26-2007, 12:18 PM
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Are you talking about 'Crumbs and whispies'?
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04-26-2007, 12:36 PM
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Some of us shave below the belt and do not have that issue...
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04-26-2007, 12:39 PM
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Hell Belcho
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"Know your dope fiend! Your life may depend on it! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner-tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim."
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04-26-2007, 12:42 PM
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Butt Dandriff, Nostril Cheese...
Some inquiring minds REALLY DON'T WANT TO KNOW!
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04-26-2007, 12:46 PM
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Feelin' Solexy
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04-26-2007, 12:55 PM
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Slackerous Maximus
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My company regularly trains IT folks. Some times we 80+ here at one time. I have seen things you cannot imagine friend......
Lets get right to the point: How does one end up crapping ON the toilet seat? How does that work?
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04-26-2007, 01:19 PM
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Feelin' Solexy
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My butt dandruff classification, however, refers to everything else but the crap. The horror The horror
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04-26-2007, 01:33 PM
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Many in those cultures do not sit down...they...well..sort of stand. And that means you can miss. In some places they build the commodes with "wings" for the feet, so you don't stand on the toilet seat. Here is a "flush" toilet. Flush to the ground.  here, demostrated is the proper form: 
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04-26-2007, 01:41 PM
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Needless to say I poop in the hotel or on the plane, aint gonna touch one of these things unless i am dying...
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04-26-2007, 01:42 PM
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Semper drive!
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04-26-2007, 01:58 PM
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how do they flush those flush toilets
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04-26-2007, 02:11 PM
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Re: Butt dandruff - what gives?
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04-26-2007, 02:37 PM
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... and works much better if you have your heels raised, a small stone will do the trick .... how do I know ... two years in Singapore and South East Asia tech you some funny things ...
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04-26-2007, 02:43 PM
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wow, i didnt realize we had so many Butt dandruff experts on this board. how surprising
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i havnt had any butt dandriff but a few weeks ago i noticed excessive armpit wax during showering. I was baffled by this foul smelling substance knotted up in my armpit hair. I suscessfully removed it and havnt experienced the problem since
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04-26-2007, 03:09 PM
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Ode to a lump of green putty that I found in my armpit, one midsummer morn...
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Hell Belcho
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no, please.. anything but Vogon poetry..
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04-26-2007, 03:37 PM
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A gentle scrubbing with a quality exfoliant every morning in the shower, followed by a liberal slathering of moisturizer before bedtime, and I'm golden. Once a month a coating of freshly sliced cucumber sealed in with a nice oatmeal wrap helps rejuvenate the rear quarters, too.
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Really hope that you are talking about the process your wife/girlfriend does every month...
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