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Medical Humor
A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students.
Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?" She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies." The professor laughed so hard he could not continue with the lecture.
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04-26-2007, 09:07 PM
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LOL!
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04-26-2007, 09:46 PM
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Thats very good!
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04-27-2007, 04:46 AM
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LOL!
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04-27-2007, 05:09 AM
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Doctor: I've got some good news and bad news.
Patient: What's the bad news? Doctor: I had to amputate both your feet. Patient: My God, that's terrible! What's the good news? Doctor: The guy in the next bed wants to buy your shoes.
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04-27-2007, 08:20 AM
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1987 Porsche Carrera 3.2 
The Blue Pheonix
1983 Porsche 911sc Cabriolet 3.0
