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Weird Cleavage - Request for expert opinions
What am I looking at here? Something is wrong. I don't have breast myself, so why all the strange angles?
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I think you need to handle them first to understand the problem.
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She's got some big ones but maybe they sag a bit now? Maybe she's wearing a corset of some kind too.
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Thank Gawd the Holey places still have the correct configuration...
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I know they use some kind of double stick tape on these kinds of dresses so you don't get a free nipple shot. I'm thinking this forced the "fun bags" into an odd shape.
Here is a different angle, she looks to be having some fit issues. http://www.celebritycrunch.com/labels/Jessica%20Simpson.php  Someone should lend her a hand and get her out of that dress. 
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No real bra, just a shelf and some tape, and some sag...
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05-01-2007, 09:32 AM
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Basically it's a combo of saggy torpedo boobs and poor wardrobe choice.
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At least they're real.
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05-01-2007, 10:07 AM
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Time and gravity will take their toll.
Some interesting thoughts by a "Burton MacKenZie" on our fascination with breast. Might not want to click if at work, just to be on the safe side. Nothing vulgar on the site which can bee seen on the opening page as far as I can tell. Tittie Love: More on the selective underpinnings of Permanently Swollen Breasts http://burtonmackenzie.blogspot.com/ Quote:
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Nothing "wrong" per se, just unsuspended fun bags. That's what they (often) look like w/o a sling, if they're larger than B cup.
Picture her naked (like I need to tell you that) and that's what they'd hang like... maybe more lateral than medial, but that's the cleavage effect of the dress. JP
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What a perfect photoshop! Even that trademark smarmy leer is just spot-on!
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You guys...
Those are the typical Jewish "hook" boobs....Kinda looks like Jimmy Durante's nose....He was an Italian jew.... This needs to go to Nostatics site as well....slipping fast....
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Whata think of these????...
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Too big.
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Way too big. once the bra is off (or gives out) the nipples are somewhere under her arms.
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Yummy (I like big t!ts and I cannot lie...)
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