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Paris Hilton out of jail after 3 days?

What a sham. Should have kept the beyotch in there for at least 23 days, if not the entire time she was supposed to do!

Reports said she could not sleep, was crying, begging and a bother to others.

Put her in with bubba and he will beyotch slap her until she sleeps soundly (called passing out) then the world would be a better place and poor Paris might learn a thing or three.

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Old 06-07-2007, 05:51 AM
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Would crying get any of us out of jail?

The whole point of the punishment is that it is uncomfortable.
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Old 06-07-2007, 06:01 AM
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According to this mornings press release, she had not been released but reassigned to house arrest and is sporting a matching ankle bracelet. What are they thinking? There's not enough of her ankle for that damn thing to stay on! It'll end up on her rat-sized poochy at home while she cruises Rodeo Drive again......
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She will now do the rest of her time at home. Just how is that punishment?
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I dont' know James. If it were you or me, we'd be sporting mighty fine LA county duds playing checkers at the grey bar motel.
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John, if it were you or me, we would have been in and out of Jail many many months ago...since we wouldn't have been let go in the first place!
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Hmmm, wonder if crying would get any of us normal people out of jail ? Wonder how many free stays at Hilton hotels do the authorities get from this?
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There really is no such thing as justice in this country anymore. It simply does not exist. Wonder what will happen if I blow off the Park Police speeding ticket I have on my desk right now.
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Why is CNN so interested in her?? I mean there is a world out there, war, Africa, sports, etc... For me that is the saddest part of all this. A mayor news channel is dedicated on that poor stupid girl...
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released do to medical condition...duh
since when is being ugly,stupid , having crabs and Herpes a serious condition.
so if you get busted ..have your lawyer cite
Cal. versus P. Hilton
anything more that 4 days should be considered cruel and excessive punishment.
hope she drowns in her toilet..
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The Greatest country in the world has the greatest jail system for it's greatest citizen...
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Mommy probably made a $1mil donation to the LAPD benevolent fund, what a crock of *****.
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Would crying get any of us out of jail?
No... but it may get you a hug and consolation from your cellmate.
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It does highlight how unequal justice is (or at least can be) under our legal system.
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It's OK, she'll pull a "Nicole Smith" soon enough...
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This absolutely infuriates me. I'm sitting here right now with steam shooting out of my ears. They couldn't come up with a bigger crock of $hit if you handed them the recipe.

Who do we send our nasty emails to?
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There really is no such thing as justice in this country anymore. It simply does not exist. Wonder what will happen if I blow off the Park Police speeding ticket I have on my desk right now.
Simply write 'em a check with that disappearing ink that becomes invisible after a few minutes. You get your receipt for proof of payment, they get nothing.

I've always wanted to try that.
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Simply write 'em a check with that disappearing ink that becomes invisible after a few minutes. You get your receipt for proof of payment, they get nothing.

I've always wanted to try that.
they do get something,they get to prove in a lab you wrote it, based on residue of the invisible ink, then you get booked for attempted fraud... i doubt it would take a lab geek more then 5 minutes to make the ink re-appear...
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wonder how much the ankle bracelet will fetch at auction..
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it happens.

we (i am assuming) would get better treatment than some of our fellow citizens. just be happy you are not at the bottom of the judicial pecking order. as far as paris...whatever. i cant get pissed because she is somewhere near the top. justice may be blind, but it definately isnt fair.

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