'course it could be worse...dating in the Middles AGES:D

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1184882683.jpg

There could be something to arranged marriages. Have you mate picked before you're even born. Eliminate the dating part entirely, could the success ratio be much worse?
Jim

A buddy of mine has a wife like coffee...weak, white, and cold...;)

Pale and tasteless?

I also like them sweet and creamy:)

I had two girlfriends in high school and two in college (along with some flings)--the second of which I have been with for ten years and married to for three...

I honestly hated dating. I was no good at it.

What was it like being with two chicks?
http://blog.craplife.com/wp-content/...5/lawrence.jpg

Riiight - thats what I used to say

heck - I will let Robert Plant sing it for you


Your Time Is Gonna Come

Lyin', cheatin', hurtin, that's all you seem to do.
Messin' around with every guy in town,
Puttin' me down for thinkin' of someone new.
Always the same, playin' your game,
Drive me insane, trouble is gonna come to you,
One of these days and it won't be long,
You'll look for me but baby, I'll be gone.
This is all I gotta say to you woman:

*Your Time Is Gonna Come X4

That's funny. I've said variations of the same thing, like, "Christ, not that old bag! She's almost as old as me! Are you fking kidding?" :D

Knowing what I know now, if i were single I would be after the divorced 30+. From what I see here in Tejas, they are vastly ignored for the 20+ hotties.

The upside with the 30+ crowd, they are much more mature and experienced and just as hot.

Great, and 3 is, well, really great:D http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1184906959.jpg

Actually theere is a formula for determining the appropriate age for your mistress, developed, I think, by the french.

Divide your age in half and add 7. Thus if you're 50 your ideal mistress would be 32 (50/2=25 25+7=32). Actually it is a pretty good formula for fun relationships.

LubeMaster, it really works well when fending off nagging relatives. if you have a better line I would like to hear it.

I kinda have the hots for you grandma...

WTF is going on in this photo? Is that the makings of a medieal 3 way or something?

LOL Racerbvd,

The chick in the center of your pick has an air freshner between her legs
LOL.....

SALUTE!

you are my hero...seriously

Your powers of observation are much greater than mine...I had to scroll back and look :)

We have a special word in England for such special circumstances. The guys I work with like it and it has caught on well around here. It's actually quite versatile and can be used as a dismissive expression, as an expression of frustration or disbelief, or used as a noun meaning 'nonsense' or 'rubbish' usually prefixed with "Don't talk -------- !"

This instance lends itself perfectly to the 'dismissive expression'

If I recall, the original question from Grandma was "When are you going to get married and have children?"

Simple response;

"BOLLOCKS"

At weddings, my grandmother used to poke me and say "You're next!" - she didn't think it was so funny when I did that to her at a funeral...