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Anyone know Jessica Alba's phone number?

Sex is sex, love is love, they don't always have to be in the same room. Interesting interview:

Alba wants no-strings sex

STUNNING actress Jessica Alba says she is up for a one-night stand - as long as the man leaves the next morning.

The curvy 23-year-old, who was recently romantically linked to Hollywood hunk Mark Wahlberg, likes the idea of getting intimate with lots of different people because she loves experimenting in sex.

She told Cosmopolitan magazine: "I just wanted to see what it was like to be with different people. I don't think a girl's a slut if she enjoys sex.

"I could have a one-night stand, and I'm the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, 'Do you really have to be here?' I don't need to cuddle and do all that stuff because I know what it is and I don't try to make it more.

"I feel like a lot of women try to make it into more, so they don't feel so bad about just wanting to have sex. I don't really have a problem with just wanting sex. Never have.

"Even when I was a virgin and wanted to marry the first guy who I slept with, I never passed any judgments about that. But now I'm done with dating around."

Anyone want to help her out with her mission?






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According to US West Dex:

http://dexknows.whitepages.com/10785/search/Replay?search_id=20151351416982029360&lower=5&more_info=1

Jessica Alba
xxxx Sherman Ave, Apt xx
Bronx, NY 10456-xxxx
(718) 681-xxxx
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How many calls do you suppose she (^) gets from looneys?
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I think that JA said that she is done f'king around, unfortunately. I'm sure that there are more beautiful women in the world somewhere, but I've sure as hell never seen them. Or pictures of them.
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How shocking. I take it she has a new movie/album/whatever coming out right about now, which isn't hurt by this kind of obvious publicity play.
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As long as I get to go before masraum. . .
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I KNOW HER NUMBER!

It's ten digits, ranging from 0 to 9. I haven't figured out what order they're in yet, but I've been working on it for several months now - how many combinations can there be?
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As long as I get to go before masraum. . .
She did say that she wants to try lots of things. I'm willing to try lots of things. Unfortunately I suspect you've got a head start on me. You're probably in the right state to start looking.
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I'm sure that there are more beautiful women in the world somewhere, but I've sure as hell never seen them. Or pictures of them.
Can't even imagine. She is perfection.
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Yeah, I want her and Keira Knightly in a threesome.

(yes, I just watched Pirates of the Carribbean)

Since we're dreaming, I want Sade as my MILF affair.
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Jessica Alba is hot, no doubt, but I can't say that she's the hottest or the most beautiful. That's like saying that one particular 911 is the coolest ever. Well, the original yellowbird, no wait, BBII (Jack's car), no, how about one of the original RSR cars, a 934, a '67R, a new 997 GT3 RSR, etc.... Too many super cool 911s to say that one is the best.

I've seen amazing blondes, brunettes and redheads. I couldn't possibly pick one that was better than the rest.
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I'll leave afterwards!!! Unfortunately, with that body, it will be after about 3 minutes (seconds) .
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Had the pleasure of spending some quality time with Jessica while she was down in Melbourne recently to promote "Fantastic Four 2" (I just happened to be in the right place at the right time).

You know; it's surprisingly rare to meet women who are great to look at and are great in bed, but she's an exception.
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Though the "Bent over Asss shot" pictured above, is rather appealing..
lots of chicks can pull that one off well.

This woman has just never been appealing me.
attractive yes, stunning, no...good actor...eh?
In fact, I dont mean to be a "hater" but I have always failed to see
the logic, in the absoulte beauty that everyone else assigns to her.

I mean...she is very pretty...no doubt...but not all that. There are a
hundred thousand latino girls in the valley right now who are equal
to her appeal, imo.
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Re: Anyone know Jessica Alba's phone number?

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Originally posted by Don Plumley
"I could have a one-night stand, and I'm the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, 'Do you really have to be here?'
Any woman who looks at me and says the above would be rolled over and given the "Lubemeister" treatment in the rear. Then and only then would I leave, on my terms.

Guess having been married to a model early on made me realize that just because they are good looking, they can still (and quite often) be a beyotch...

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