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Un Chien Andalusia
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Tossers!
I have a desk calander that gives me a mostly useless piece of information everyday.
But I found this welcome news and thought there may be others that will appreciate the information...   I wonder if medical insurance covers 'artistic' m..m..m..magazines? Now if I can just find the 'Submit New Thread' key...
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least common denominator
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Why do they call it mas-turbation when your doing it by yourself?
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Gary Fisher 29er 2019 Kia Stinger 2.0t gone  1995 Miata Sold 1984 944 Sold I am not lost for I know where I am, however where I am is lost. - Winnie the poo. |
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"O"man(are we in trouble)
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08-24-2007, 09:43 AM
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08-24-2007, 09:51 AM
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Friend of Warren
Join Date: Oct 2000
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If that theory is true, I should never get prostate cancer!
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08-24-2007, 10:49 AM
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least common denominator
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"21 times a month"?
I'm going to have to setup my efforts
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Gary Fisher 29er 2019 Kia Stinger 2.0t gone 1995 Miata Sold 1984 944 Sold I am not lost for I know where I am, however where I am is lost. - Winnie the poo. |
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08-24-2007, 12:09 PM
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08-24-2007, 12:28 PM
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Location: Usa
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Waxing the dolphin.
Shakin' the White Out. Pullin' the goalie. |
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08-24-2007, 12:40 PM
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Unoffended by naked girls
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Polishing the Bishop.
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Location: Hot as Hell, AZ
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Hooboy, it's euphemism time at PPOT.
Chokin' the chicken. Beatin' the bishop. Spankin' the monkey. and my personal favorite: Shaking hands with the unemployed. |
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08-24-2007, 01:09 PM
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Feeding the ducks...
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08-24-2007, 01:13 PM
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Waxing skinny
Priming the purple headed missile flog the donkey... Next......
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<Insert witty comment> 85 Targa Wong Chip Fabspeed M&K Bilsteins and a bunch of other stuff. |
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08-24-2007, 01:16 PM
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Something for the ladies...
3 Point Shot A Night in With the Girls Airing the Orchid Auditioning the Finger Puppets Beat the Beaver Beating Around the Bush Brushing The Beaver Carpet Bumping Checking for Squirrels Clam Bake for One Cleaning your Fingers Dialing the Rotary Phone Digging a Trench Doing your Nails Dousing the Digits Drilling For Oil Engaging in Safe Sex Erasing the Problem Fanning the Fur Feeding the Bearded Clam Fiddling the Bean Fingerbating Fingerpainting Finger Blasting Flickin' the Bean Gagging the Clam Genital Stimulation via Phalangetic Motion Get a Lube Job Get To Know Yourself Get a Stinky Pinky Going Mining Groping the Grotto Greasing your Hips Grissle Rub Gusset Typing Having Sex With Someone you Love Hee-Haw with wrinkled Mee-Maw Hitchhiking South Jillin' Off Jocelyn Eldering Let Your Fingers do the Walkin' Levy Break Limbo Making Soup Manual Override Muffin Buffin' Nulling the Void Paddling the Pink Canoe Pearl Fishing Pet the Petunia Polishing the Nugget Polishing the Peanut Polishing the Pearl Play Poker Play the Clitar Play Couch Hockey for One Play the Silent Trumbone Pushing the Button Riding the Unicycle Rolling the Dough Rubbin' the Nubbin Rubbing the Donut Slapping the Mackerel Soaking the Whisker Biscuit Spelunking Spearing the Bearded Clam Squeeze the Peach Strumming Strumming the Banjo Surfing the Channel Teasing the Kitty Teasing the Tuna Taco Testing the Plumbing Tickling the Taco Tiptoe Through the TwoLips Toggling the Bit Tossing Pink Salad Trolling the Bermuda Triangle (Hope you don't find any aircraft in there!) Two Finger Taco Tango 
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A Man of Wealth and Taste
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Twenty one times a month is that all...
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08-24-2007, 01:46 PM
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Tom Waits has the line 'taking advantage of yourself' and 'making the scene with a magazine'
Jim
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08-24-2007, 02:40 PM
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Tickling Yoda behind the ears
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08-24-2007, 02:47 PM
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08-24-2007, 08:46 PM
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Burping the worm
Fishing for trouser trout Giving Yul Brynner the High-Five
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2002 996 Carrera - Seal Grey (Daily Driver / Track Car) 1964 Morris Mini - Former Finnish Rally Car 1987 911 Carrera Coupe - Carmine Red - SOLD :-( 1998 986 Boxster - Black - SOLD 1984 944 - Red - SOLD |
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1983 Porsche 911sc Cabriolet 3.0
Helga
1975 Porsche 914
1969 Porsche 911 T 2.0 L
the stable a few years ago
2013 
1987 Porsche 944 2.5
2004 Mazda Miata
