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Canucks Fan
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Vancouver B.C. Canada
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Worst thing your wife or GF has ever done to you
I'm not talking divorce or the cash involved with that, just a bad thing they did. A co-worker split with his GF and she poured sugar in the gas tank of his MB, slashed the seats and tires, put dents on every panel and broke all the glass. All that cause he ended the relationship cause he caught her cheating on him. Crazy but true, what's your story?
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07-24-2009, 06:41 AM
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Had an X remove the air cleaner on my bug, shoot shaving cream down the carb, then put the air cleaner back on.
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"You go to the track with the Porsche you have, not the Porsche you wish you had." '03 E46 M3 '57 356A Various VWs |
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07-24-2009, 06:44 AM
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Bill is Dead.
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Alaska.
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Worst thing my wife ever did to me? She said "I do."
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-.-. .- ... .... ..-. .-.. -.-- . .-. The souls of the righteous are in the hand of God, and no torment will ever touch them. Last edited by cashflyer; 07-25-2009 at 10:20 AM.. Reason: clarified bad grammar |
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07-24-2009, 06:45 AM
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The Unsettler
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Lantanna TX
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Father last wife. He paid her $500k cash and gave her a house to go away. Still she felt slighted.
After divorce she moved out of state. She opened up lines of credit in his name and went to town. The only fortunate thing for my father was she died suddenly of pneumonia complications so she only managed to ring up around $300,000 in debt. Unfortunately since she was dead he could not prove he had been scammed and ended up having to pay it off.
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"I want my two dollars" "Goodbye and thanks for the fish" "Proud Member and Supporter of the YWL" "Brandon Won" |
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07-24-2009, 06:48 AM
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Wife#1 - Cheat on me a lot (found out after splitting). Then she stole the money from my expense accounts which was used to re-imburse the company credit cards. She took said money to pay for a new apartment and furniture for her and the new guy with whom she ran off...
Wife #2 - I came home from a ski day to find all of my clothes in the front yard. I went snowboarding with my next door neighbor, and we decided to stop for dinner. He called his wife to let her know we would be late. He told me that he had his wife call mine, so that I didn't waste a long distance call (this was before cell phones were small and cheap). I arrived home to a drunk wife and a lot of clothing in the front yard. She, along with my step-daughter, decided to make a nice dinner and have it waiting for me as a surprise when I got home. The sad part was her doing all this in front of her daughter for a simple issue.
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07-24-2009, 06:54 AM
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Well, apart from the nastiness of my divorce, lets see, my 4'11", 80 lbs ex-wife caught me with a surprisingly heavy right to my temple when I wasn't looking, spent $500 a day from my account, wouldn't let me out of the house, threw temper tantrums that would last all night, treated my friends and family horribly, threatened that if she didn't always get her way that she would call the police and say I was abusive... hmm, theres so much more... but I think you get the idea. Makes me appreciate the amazing woman I have today.
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07-24-2009, 06:56 AM
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James The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the engineer adjusts the sails.- William Arthur Ward (1921-1994) Red-beard for President, 2020 |
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07-24-2009, 06:58 AM
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Occam's Razor
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Lake Jackson, TX
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I feel ya Red!
Many years ago, we got into a bind financially. Not terrible, but money was a little tight. Well, my wife decided she needed to go shopping anyway. I came home and saw multiple new outfits hanging in the closet. As the tags were still on, I decided to return said clothing. She went bezerk! While I was at work, she tossed all my clothes out the window into the back yard! When I got home, our dogs had made themselves a nice cozy place to lie down. We still laugh about that one.
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07-24-2009, 07:01 AM
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The Unsettler
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Lantanna TX
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"I want my two dollars" "Goodbye and thanks for the fish" "Proud Member and Supporter of the YWL" "Brandon Won" |
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07-24-2009, 07:02 AM
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least common denominator
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: San Pedro,CA
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Last year... had a lady pick me up and use me to get though the holidays... met her whole family and we did Thanksgiving-Christmas-New Years-Valentines day-and some family birthdays... then she dumped me, not much but still left me with a WTF?
And she took me to AA meetings and told me I needed to get a program and a sponsor... Nothing against AA... I think it is a great group for some people and glad it is there for them... but not for me.
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07-24-2009, 07:02 AM
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"You go to the track with the Porsche you have, not the Porsche you wish you had." '03 E46 M3 '57 356A Various VWs |
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07-24-2009, 07:36 AM
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I'm with Bill
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Scottsville Va
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07-24-2009, 07:39 AM
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Targa, Panamera Turbo
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Houston TX
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Once she said she hoped I die on the operating table - prolly just nerves on her part...
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07-24-2009, 08:07 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: South of Heaven
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I'm not even getting into these stories, but i've had women do some REALLY fk'ed up things to me over the years. |
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07-24-2009, 08:16 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: MYR S.C.
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i was in this bar, there were flyers erverywhere that had this guys picture on it, he may have been in his underware or something stupid like that. below the pic the girl, obviously been dumped, let him have it. i think teenie weenie might have been mentioned.
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Used to be Singpilot...
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Sioux Falls, SD is what the reg says on the bus.
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Was called at work and told that all my stuff was out on the front lawn. And that I might want to hurry to come get it because there was a coffee can with a couple of ones in it, and the rest of the stuff was going pretty fast.
When I got there, a coffee can with $12 dollars and some dirty underwear and shoes were all that was left. I pocketed the money, and as I was walking back towards the car to leave forever I felt something hit me in the back of the head. When I woke up, the cast iron frypan was under me. As I got up, she yelled from the upstairs window that she had forgotten to put my favorite cooking untensil out. Heard many years later she was physically damaged by some guy crazier than she was. |
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07-24-2009, 08:46 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Seattle
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Told me for five months how much she loved another man. Who didn't care if she lived or died.
Now she's figured out that she didn't actually love him, but we're still divorced
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"no, not tonight dear, I have a headache"
"I don't do that, I think it's gross" "i washed the title to that car you bought" 
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chance favors the prepared mind 1987 944 n/a 5spd. who remembers dial phones?. 'STOP FIXING THINGS ONE STEP BEFORE YOU BREAK SOMETHING ELSE" |
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07-24-2009, 09:14 AM
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i was once attacked and stabbed with scissors because I brought home white pita bread instead of wheat. she was a very emotional girl
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Things fall apart; the center cannot hold… 1983 911sc 2025 Chevy Colorado ZR2 |
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07-24-2009, 09:23 AM
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She once used brown rice instead of white rice.
And she wouldn't let me a brand new porsche once. That's about it. My brother's ex on the other hand.... She had her new man pee in all of the dash vents on his new (to him) BMW M5.
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tk 08 911 C2S - Sold 13 Audi A4 14 Jeep SRT 500HP Last edited by t951; 07-24-2009 at 09:34 AM.. Reason: Adding more. |
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