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The Buffet and Lard Diet
Last night I fried up a coupla pork chops using lotsa Lard in the pan....Ummm they was a fine pair of chops....anyway.
This Lard diet sure is working I'm now down 35 pounds....since April 8th. My legs now look like tooth picks sticking outa my shorts, if I undo the belt my pants drop to the floor. Not much to see there really, so don't get too excited. (Thats why I have a Porsche don't U know). I have basically done it with restricting Carbs. under a 100 gr a day. Not hard to do if yur serious. Hey didn't some of U Boyz go on a diet awhile back..I think a coupla ya lost around 20 pounds which is real good for U Boyz. The rest of U were merely pretending that you were doing something constructive with your lives.
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Even from Kansas, I can hear your heart crying for mercy.
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Blood Pressure is DOWN!
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Boy Nostatus, you and Mother really are on the same wave length, thats exactly what she said in my ear when I posted the above statement. I just told her it was to easy of a shot, and that I expected better from the Boyz. That they would be too wary of being led into a trap. But you proved its really true that you never can underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
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don't worry dad, I still love you despite your vitriol. Or maybe because of it. Mother says I complain too much.
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Mother has laid a guilt trip on you. Bet your Mother says your selfish to, especially when she doesn't get her way. YOu need to "complain" more, better to make life miserable for everybody else than be miserable yourself. Your self effacing, and tend towards passiviness. I do LOVE U to son...THX
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U know Nostatus your about the smartest guy on this Board. Your intelligence is just about off the Richter Scale. What I think is more important is that U see the duality.
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oh f*ck off
how's that? I'm fighting my inner passive voice... |
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ROFLMAO.....What U can't take a compliment.
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mother says that is a sign of hubris and weakness at the same time. And she also says I'm supposed to get her another crantini.
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Do U get the feeling U were setup on that one...
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NAH NAH U edited
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Actually it was God that just got you, by miliseconds
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setup? by you? perish the thought...you are the unbearable lightness of being. The sultan of scurrilous swat. The pusillanimous pussyfooter of pelican porosity. The beelzebub of bbs bombasticity.
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And yes those are just my good qualitys
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No I just give you hope. That if you try hard enough long enough that U can be just like me someday. Mother says God Forbid the thought, or waqs that your Mother that just said that...I get confused sometimes at just whose Mother is talking.
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Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name....Ignatius J Reilly..
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Now we come to Mr Moses...he sees the duality but just won't give in to the force.
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A wonderful reference. "The Stones "and "A Confederarcy
of Dunces". You are my hero Tabs.!
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