Sir, thats not appropriate behavior
 

On Friday as I was leaving work, I stopped by the receptionist to ask about the schedule for Monday. I work in a cardiologist's office and enjoy a fairly nice work environment. The receptionist had a strange look on her face and said that I would not believe what happened. Try me, I say. She then tells me that a patient took a crap in the sink in one of the waiting area bathrooms. Oh man that is sick behavior. He had to be tall enough to cop a squat with his feet on the floor. A shorter man would have sat on the sink and probably cause it to rip from the wall. Sick sick sick. After finishing did he wash his hands in the toilet?
Just thought I would share.

sorry should be in OT, not sure what went wrong

Perhaps he should be sent to the shrink's office?

Guess he didn't like what the doctor told him.

I always threatened to take a dump on my boss's desk before I retired but decided against it since the stock optioned hadn't expired.

Several months ago I read an online article about this "trend" where people relieve themselves in inappropriate public places (department store dressing rooms, hallways, closets, etc...) and it seems to be happening more often. I would love to catch someone doing this and use the old "doggy training trick" (rub their noses in it, then kick their rear end)!

This behavior seems to occur more often in "urban" areas and areas near colleges, according to the article.

:mad: That happens all the time in our parks restrooms. ???? Why ????

Crapping in inappropriate places is called coprolagnia, while pissing in inappropriate places is called urolagnia.

many monkeys do this - it is not unusual

it should be easy to use DNA analysis and put the monkey in a zoo somewhere

This should put an end to anyones' doubt that we evolved from monkeys, that is, at least most of us have.

prolly a pharm rep marking his territory

I wish I had not read this thread. I now have to go to bed, and I need a way to wash that image out of my brain.

Aurel

My son works at Safeway. The other day someone dumped in the urinal. Strange.

Anybody remember back in grade school? Guys would smear poop all over the walls of the bathroom stalls and walls. Finger marks and all. Or it would be thrown onto the ceiling.

Pretty hideous.

Mental illness unchecked.

Thanks for starting this thread so I could get that out of my mind...


KT

We had a mad crapper on National Treasure II a few months ago. Pretty sick stuff.

Maybe he was severely delusional from the lack of oxygen to his brain due to a seriously decompensated heart failure.. ;)

once while working on one of the large casino boats down in the engine room, someone crapped in one of the water coolers the company supplied all over the boat. 4-5 stories deep and over 400ft long, I guess it was too much trouble to climb out of the boat and walk a couple hundred feet to the restrooms. couldn't help but laugh at the idea of some poor thirsty SOB filling his cup up with chocolate colored water thinking it was some new type of gatorade. I always brought my own water.

Some people play with Legos, other people play with poo. Whatever floats yer boat I guess. . .

When I was in college, I worked at a grocery story. Someone did the same one night. I just don't get it.

Sounds a lot like OT.

In a public washroom at university, someone wrote "$hit" on the wall with $hit.

There was something admirably direct and concise in that.