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The Unsettler
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Lantanna TX
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10 points to ponder
Number 10....Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9..... Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8..... Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7.... Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6.... Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5.... Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4..... All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3.... Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? Number 2....In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT TO PONDER IN 2007 We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration.
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11) If it floats, flys or f*cks, it's gonna cost you...
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Join Date: Feb 2001
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12) There is no lifeguard on duty in the gene pool.
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13) Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines...
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Join Date: Feb 2005
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Kind of a Schopenhaueresque list, isn´t it ?
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Join Date: May 2006
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14. It's hard to soar like an eagle when you work with a bunch of turkeys!
15. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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