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Highlander179 08-30-2007 12:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by swang (Post 3454018)
She likes to watch the porno movies which I am greatly enjoying as well. There is something done in a lot of those movies that the girls seem to like but I am afraid of trying it so will ask if anyone here has to do this to their wives girlfriends.
while you were watching the porno movie with your girlfriend, was your first thought to ask her, or post your question here?

daepp 08-30-2007 12:19 PM
Swan has only 18 posts. Methinks he's a regular here at OT, just in disguise.

I'm guessing it's Tabs!!!

Joeaksa 08-30-2007 12:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by craigster59 (Post 3454141)
I've got 2 words for you, "dirty sanchez"...
Get the steak ready but she might actually like it! :)

Chocaholic 08-30-2007 12:26 PM
I believe it's "S-wang". Not sure what that means exactly. Tabby?

Highlander179 08-30-2007 12:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chocaholic (Post 3454306)
I believe it's "S-wang". Not sure what that means exactly. Tabby?

are you sure its not "s'wang"?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=s%27wang

Porsche-O-Phile 08-30-2007 01:17 PM
Good lord, take a few hours off from Pelican and I miss THIS?!?!

This thread is going to be friggin' awesome. I can tell already it has the stuff of legend.

Also:


http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1188508632.gif

Icemaster 08-30-2007 01:21 PM
"Dear Penthouse,

I never thought this could happen to me, but..........."

Mule 08-30-2007 01:24 PM
Show us the cratch.

dhoward 08-30-2007 01:29 PM
Should I buy a Harley or a cratch raquet?

widebody911 08-30-2007 01:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by futuresoptions (Post 3454142)
Ahh...reminds me of my younger days and the exploration of backdoor drilling.....
How long was it until you were able to sit down again?

slakjaw 08-30-2007 01:40 PM
I havent got it on in so long I dont remember what its like.

Neilk 08-30-2007 01:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by slakjaw (Post 3454351)
I havent got it on in so long I dont remember what its like.
How long have you been married? LOL

Burnin' oil 08-30-2007 01:54 PM
I think the problem here is that he is dating a "new" female.

911mnypt 08-30-2007 01:55 PM
You know...I dated a girl who like her cratch slapped with the snake...very interesting!

Burnin' oil 08-30-2007 01:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by widebody911 (Post 3454342)
How long was it until you were able to sit down again?

DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!DING!

Porsche-O-Phile 08-30-2007 01:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by widebody911 (Post 3454342)
How long was it until you were able to sit down again?
Oh SNAP cracka'!!!

LOL! LOL! LOL!

RoninLB 08-30-2007 02:07 PM
Slap the A till they grit their teeth. Then get ready to hold on.

Mule 08-30-2007 03:14 PM
He didn't say a new female what. Could that be the trick part of the question?

gassy 08-30-2007 04:51 PM
Ahem.

There once was a female named Julie,
She liked the TV made nudies.
I'd slap slap her cratch
And she really liked that
Now off to learn English at schoolie.


Cut me some slap on this one.

idontknow 08-30-2007 04:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by swang (Post 3454018)
What do you think?
-s
Do it! Slap it hard and meter it down from there.

Don't forget to keep pushing the envelope with porn videos, you might be well off surprised what she enjoys.

On the other hand, you may end up in over yourself with someone who enjoys odd kinky masochistic sex. Not that that's a bad thing normally but you can only pull/bite/choke/gag/slap the girl so much before it gets to you.

Just my $.02


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