Yup.... 2 of my formers liked that...

Married to one, I had no idea this was weird or even slapping the beaver was weird. It is sort of playful experimentation that ended up being a favorite.



To answer the original posters question, ease into it, don't punch the c*nt but slap it playfully until she is uncomfortable, hopefully you do not find that limit, have fun with it, it sounds like you have a fun girl to play with, enjoy and salute!

ever had one that wanted to be hit? Hard? In the face? "Just don't give me a black eye" was the only parameter.

Dating can be whack...

I was going to start a new thread, anyone seen Californication yat? The star drives a 911 Cabrio and in one episode he is getting punched in the face as she "arrives". It ends up being his ex's husbands 16 y/o daughter.

The show is out there and it makes you laugh hard.

yeah, saw that the other night with a different girl. I laughed out loud and complained that they had stolen one of my script/plot points. I didn't elaborate though ;-)

Actually I thought the show was a little weak...they defaulted to the tits too early and too often to make up for some lame writing. Plus the director needs to be smacked hard for the way he uses the handcam...

Yes, but the main character is a train wreck and its hard to stop looking.

You gotta slap that cratch! Get on that and stay with it until it is red and puffy. Yikes ! I ve got to go find my wife.!

Yes. It was over with the "punch me in the kidneys hard" line. I didn't mind pulling her hair or some biting. It was odd slapping her around but she really seemed to get off from it. She had issues, but I had issues with beating her.

had a male friend that found his initials on the top of a carriage bolt in a hardware store.

Within a year he only stayed with women who would allow to be branded.

+100 :D

Man card revocation.

This is the funniest thread I think I've ever seen on here. Glad I stopped by! Keep me laughing guys! :D

what is interesting is that a female may be trolling for a bread and butter mate or a guy that will get her wet. Never the two shall meet as one guy or if they do disaster is awaiting,.

Oh,...it took a day or so, but I was able to "walk it off"......LOLSmileWavy

if you were to do her route 66 style you could slap her cratch with your bean bag and keep both hands free. just dont let the sink over flow or spill the bowl of canned peaches.

T$

wow. thank you all for all of the replies; many of them are overwhelming and I don't understand them all.

I have a date with this girl tonight - I expect it will end up at her place and perhaps with enough drinks in us I will try some of this slapping.

Lunch time I will be going to video store and pick a new movie. So many choices it may take my hour.

-s

swang - no vid store needed. get limewire or other p2p sharing app, a dvd burner in your PC, and a copy of either Nero or Roxio EZ CD Creator. Download a movie, the software will convert it to DVD format and burn it for you so it plays in any DVD player...

Swedish collegue once came over to our Rotterdam office
and started a story

him, Guys , i have this new GF, she is SICK!

us : no man, you meant to say, she's dirty.

him : no seriously, she's sick
she came over to my place, and asked me to hit her
...
...
without changing tone of voice, he says : so i did.

:D

we stood there going like, aah, um
yeah, that's sick.

My favorite line of the thread so far: "don't punch the c*nt ."

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