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| time wasting tosser Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: oHIo 
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while you were watching the porno movie with your girlfriend, was your first thought to ask her, or post your question here?
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|  08-30-2007, 12:05 PM | 
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			Swan has only 18 posts.  Methinks he's a regular here at OT, just in disguise. I'm guessing it's Tabs!!! 
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|  08-30-2007, 12:19 PM | 
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Get the steak ready but she might actually like it!    
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|  08-30-2007, 12:26 PM | 
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			I believe it's "S-wang".  Not sure what that means exactly.  Tabby?
		 
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|  08-30-2007, 12:26 PM | 
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| time wasting tosser Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: oHIo 
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 are you sure its not "s'wang"? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=s%27wang | ||
|  08-30-2007, 12:31 PM | 
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			Good lord, take a few hours off from Pelican and I miss THIS?!?!   This thread is going to be friggin' awesome. I can tell already it has the stuff of legend. Also:   
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			"Dear Penthouse, I never thought this could happen to me, but..........." 
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|  08-30-2007, 01:21 PM | 
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| Unfair and Unbalanced Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: From the misty mountains to the bayou country 
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			Show us the cratch.
		 
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|  08-30-2007, 01:24 PM | 
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			Should I buy a Harley or a cratch raquet?
		 
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|  08-30-2007, 01:29 PM | 
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How long was it until you were able to sit down again?
		 
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|  08-30-2007, 01:30 PM | 
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			I havent got it on in so long I dont remember what its like.
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|  08-30-2007, 01:40 PM | 
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How long have you been married? LOL
		 
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|  08-30-2007, 01:45 PM | 
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			I think the problem here is that he is dating a "new" female.
		 
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|  08-30-2007, 01:54 PM | 
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			You know...I dated a girl who like her cratch slapped with the snake...very interesting!
		 
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|  08-30-2007, 01:55 PM | 
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				 | DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!DING! 
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|  08-30-2007, 01:55 PM | 
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| Dog-faced pony soldier | 
			
Oh SNAP cracka'!!! LOL! LOL! LOL! 
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|  08-30-2007, 01:58 PM | 
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			Slap the A till they grit their teeth. Then get ready to hold on.
		 
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|  08-30-2007, 02:07 PM | 
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| Unfair and Unbalanced Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: From the misty mountains to the bayou country 
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			He didn't say a new female what.  Could that be the trick part of the question?
		 
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			Ahem. There once was a female named Julie, She liked the TV made nudies. I'd slap slap her cratch And she really liked that Now off to learn English at schoolie. Cut me some slap on this one. | ||
|  08-30-2007, 04:51 PM | 
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Do it!  Slap it hard and meter it down from there. Don't forget to keep pushing the envelope with porn videos, you might be well off surprised what she enjoys. On the other hand, you may end up in over yourself with someone who enjoys odd kinky masochistic sex. Not that that's a bad thing normally but you can only pull/bite/choke/gag/slap the girl so much before it gets to you. Just my $.02 
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