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Swan has only 18 posts. Methinks he's a regular here at OT, just in disguise.
I'm guessing it's Tabs!!!
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08-30-2007, 12:26 PM
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I believe it's "S-wang". Not sure what that means exactly. Tabby?
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08-30-2007, 12:26 PM
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are you sure its not "s'wang"? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=s%27wang |
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08-30-2007, 12:31 PM
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Good lord, take a few hours off from Pelican and I miss THIS?!?!
This thread is going to be friggin' awesome. I can tell already it has the stuff of legend. Also: 
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08-30-2007, 01:17 PM
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"Dear Penthouse,
I never thought this could happen to me, but..........."
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08-30-2007, 01:21 PM
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Unfair and Unbalanced
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Show us the cratch.
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08-30-2007, 01:24 PM
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Should I buy a Harley or a cratch raquet?
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08-30-2007, 01:29 PM
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08-30-2007, 01:30 PM
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I havent got it on in so long I dont remember what its like.
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08-30-2007, 01:40 PM
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08-30-2007, 01:45 PM
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I think the problem here is that he is dating a "new" female.
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Why do things that happen to white trash always happen to me? Got nachos? |
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08-30-2007, 01:54 PM
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You know...I dated a girl who like her cratch slapped with the snake...very interesting!
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08-30-2007, 01:55 PM
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DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!DING!
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08-30-2007, 01:55 PM
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LOL! LOL! LOL!
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08-30-2007, 01:58 PM
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Slap the A till they grit their teeth. Then get ready to hold on.
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08-30-2007, 02:07 PM
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Unfair and Unbalanced
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He didn't say a new female what. Could that be the trick part of the question?
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08-30-2007, 03:14 PM
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Ahem.
There once was a female named Julie, She liked the TV made nudies. I'd slap slap her cratch And she really liked that Now off to learn English at schoolie. Cut me some slap on this one. |
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08-30-2007, 04:51 PM
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Don't forget to keep pushing the envelope with porn videos, you might be well off surprised what she enjoys. On the other hand, you may end up in over yourself with someone who enjoys odd kinky masochistic sex. Not that that's a bad thing normally but you can only pull/bite/choke/gag/slap the girl so much before it gets to you. Just my $.02
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