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Unfair and Unbalanced
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: From the misty mountains to the bayou country
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From the mouth of Bubba
I don't know if this is factual, but it's funny as hell.
Texas Councilman T. Bubba Bechtel, a part-time City Councilman from Midland, TX , was asked on a local live radio talk show the other day just what he thought of the allegations of torture of the Iraqi prisoners. His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience. "If hooking up an Iraqi prisoner's balls to a car's battery cables will save one Texas GI's life, then I have just two things to say": "Red is positive" "Black is negative"
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12-10-2007, 11:10 AM
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canna change law physics
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12-10-2007, 11:15 AM
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Unregistered
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: a wretched hive of scum and villainy
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Now that's funny
 Uh oh, Mule and I agreed on something again, this is getting out of hand 
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12-10-2007, 11:18 AM
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I love Texas
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12-10-2007, 11:18 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 8,509
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I'm falling out of my chair.....drop dead funny thank you.
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12-10-2007, 11:22 AM
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Targa, Panamera Turbo
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Houston TX
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sounds about right
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12-10-2007, 12:14 PM
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Slackerous Maximus
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Columbus, OH
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Yes, that Texas hillbilly mentality sure has brought our country great success.
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12-10-2007, 12:41 PM
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MAGA
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 10,769
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I did not know there were all that many hills in Texas, but I will take a big stick policy over a limp wrist policy when it comes to dealing with terrorists any day. Does this make me an Ohiobilly? I don't ever see myself moving, but if I ever did, Texas sounds like a great place where the wussification of America is having trouble taking root.
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12-10-2007, 01:31 PM
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Targa, Panamera Turbo
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Houston TX
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Quote:
When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail!
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12-10-2007, 01:34 PM
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Quote:
 We do find many of these politicians quite endearing (and amusing) though.
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12-10-2007, 01:52 PM
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Irrationally exuberant
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I would have voted for Kinky Friedman (a Texas humorist). I remember his bumper stickers
"Kink for President: How hard can it be?" or something like that. -Chris
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12-10-2007, 02:04 PM
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The Blue Pheonix
