Don't recall the comedian but his story was:

He picked up a girl at a bar, after additional drinks at her apartment they enter the bedroom. As he's undressing, she opens a drawer, removes her wig, puts it in the drawer. Removes blouse and bra, puts two 'breast enhancing foam cups' into the drawer. Reaches up, plucks out a glass eye, into the drawer also. Drops her skirt, unfastens her (from the knee down, lower limb), places it into the drawer. Hops over to the bed and falls in.


"Hell, I didn't know whether to get into the bed...or into the Drawer!"