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M.D. Holloway 09-19-2007 09:35 AM

The Magic of Make-up
 
Check out some of the more attractive women of Hollywood.

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I think Halle and Alicia look fine without make up - the others, well...hay everybody can take a bad pic.

RickM 09-19-2007 09:38 AM

The wonders of paint.

the 09-19-2007 09:51 AM

That's not makeup or paint, that's spackle.

boba 09-19-2007 09:57 AM

The wonders of technology. Or is it air brush?:eek:

tabs 09-19-2007 10:02 AM

I thought Lubby was gona start tellin us that he has started wearin make-up...Wooo...ya had me scared there for a moment.

many944s 09-19-2007 10:03 AM

I thought this thread was going to be about waking up with girls we have taken home from the bar the night before :)

girl + dim bar lighting + makeup = beauty
girl - makeup + daylight = reality :(

Thank god I'm married now!

-Nick

Rick Lee 09-19-2007 10:05 AM

Halle and Alicia are fine no matter what they do. The others I never found attractive in any form to begin with. Lisa Kudrow makes me want to punch the tv. Just her voice annoys me before I even get a look at her face.

legion 09-19-2007 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick Lee (Post 3487517)
Halle and Alicia are fine no matter what they do. The others I never found attractive in any form to begin with. Lisa Kudrow makes me want to punch the tv. Just her voice annoys me before I even get a look at her face.

I always thought her face looked like a deer.

Quote:

Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
as I do my little kooky dance.
And then she told me to shush.
I guess she could sense my desperation.
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.

Aerkuld 09-19-2007 10:14 AM

I've said it before, you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire.

Saying that, you don't normally have to wake up next to the mantelpiece.

RickM 09-19-2007 10:40 AM

Spackle? Don't laugh....this product is basically body filler.......


"Signature Club A's Non Toxic Silicone Plus consists of 98.6% silicone. It is billed as a "pack & line filler." To use it, you pat onto each wrinkle with your fingertips and hold you face as immobile as possible for about 30 seconds or until the product dries."

http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/...icone_Plus.jpg

craigster59 09-19-2007 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aerkuld (Post 3487536)
I've said it before, you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire.

Saying that, you don't normally have to wake up next to the mantelpiece.

You pick her up at the bar, she looks like Bo Derek. You wake up in the morning, she looks like Bo Diddley!

kstar 09-19-2007 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RickM (Post 3487587)
Spackle? Don't laugh....this product is basically body filler.......


"Signature Club A's Non Toxic Silicone Plus consists of 98.6% silicone. It is billed as a "pack & line filler." To use it, you pat onto each wrinkle with your fingertips and hold you face as immobile as possible for about 30 seconds or until the product dries."

http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/...icone_Plus.jpg

Wow, Bondo for humans?

Amazing.

Best,

Kurt

legion 09-19-2007 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kstarnes (Post 3487592)
Wow, Bondo for humans?

Amazing.

Best,

Kurt

I wonder if my dad could have rebuilt his leg out of that.

Come to think of it, you could use that to build up quite an impression for a first date...

RickM 09-19-2007 10:55 AM

...and to think Adrian Arpel (aka plastic woman) is making millions from it.

legion 09-19-2007 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RickM (Post 3487617)
...and to think Adrian Arpel (aka plastic woman) is making millions from it.

Who?

Overpaid Slacker 09-19-2007 11:08 AM

Just don't look at this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JpAdz8C2SA

JP

Mule 09-19-2007 11:19 AM

body & fender

scottmandue 09-19-2007 11:19 AM

To be fair... in the uncomplimentary photos, they are mostly squinting or frowning, their hair is unkempt, and the lighting is bad.

I feel sorry for most celebrities, follow anyone around 24/7 with a microphone and camera and they will eventually do or say something to make them look bad.

Aerkuld 09-19-2007 11:43 AM

Can you spackle cratch?

Imagine if you dated a woman wearing that stuff. You wouldn't know whether to dump her or recycle her.

legion 09-19-2007 11:48 AM

'The Man Show' a few years ago did a bit on "crack spackle". Though their product was mostly geared towards plumbers...


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