The Magic of Make-up

[M.D. Holloway]

Check out some of the more attractive women of Hollywood.



















I think Halle and Alicia look fine without make up - the others, well...hay everybody can take a bad pic.

[RickM]

The wonders of paint.

[the]

That's not makeup or paint, that's spackle.

[boba]

The wonders of technology. Or is it air brush?

[tabs]

I thought Lubby was gona start tellin us that he has started wearin make-up...Wooo...ya had me scared there for a moment.

[many944s]

I thought this thread was going to be about waking up with girls we have taken home from the bar the night before

girl + dim bar lighting + makeup = beauty
girl - makeup + daylight = reality

Thank god I'm married now!

-Nick

[Rick Lee]

Halle and Alicia are fine no matter what they do. The others I never found attractive in any form to begin with. Lisa Kudrow makes me want to punch the tv. Just her voice annoys me before I even get a look at her face.

[legion]

Originally Posted by Rick Lee

Halle and Alicia are fine no matter what they do. The others I never found attractive in any form to begin with. Lisa Kudrow makes me want to punch the tv. Just her voice annoys me before I even get a look at her face.

I always thought her face looked like a deer.

Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
as I do my little kooky dance.
And then she told me to shush.
I guess she could sense my desperation.
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.

[Aerkuld]

I've said it before, you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire.

Saying that, you don't normally have to wake up next to the mantelpiece.

[RickM]

Spackle? Don't laugh....this product is basically body filler.......


"Signature Club A's Non Toxic Silicone Plus consists of 98.6% silicone. It is billed as a "pack & line filler." To use it, you pat onto each wrinkle with your fingertips and hold you face as immobile as possible for about 30 seconds or until the product dries."

[craigster59]

Originally Posted by Aerkuld

I've said it before, you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire.

Saying that, you don't normally have to wake up next to the mantelpiece.

You pick her up at the bar, she looks like Bo Derek. You wake up in the morning, she looks like Bo Diddley!

[kstar]

Originally Posted by RickM

Spackle? Don't laugh....this product is basically body filler.......


"Signature Club A's Non Toxic Silicone Plus consists of 98.6% silicone. It is billed as a "pack & line filler." To use it, you pat onto each wrinkle with your fingertips and hold you face as immobile as possible for about 30 seconds or until the product dries."

Wow, Bondo for humans?

Amazing.

Best,

Kurt

[legion]

Originally Posted by kstarnes

Wow, Bondo for humans?

Amazing.

Best,

Kurt

I wonder if my dad could have rebuilt his leg out of that.

Come to think of it, you could use that to build up quite an impression for a first date...

[RickM]

...and to think Adrian Arpel (aka plastic woman) is making millions from it.

[legion]

Originally Posted by RickM

...and to think Adrian Arpel (aka plastic woman) is making millions from it.

Who?

[Overpaid Slacker]

Just don't look at this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JpAdz8C2SA

JP

[Mule]

body & fender

[scottmandue]

To be fair... in the uncomplimentary photos, they are mostly squinting or frowning, their hair is unkempt, and the lighting is bad.

I feel sorry for most celebrities, follow anyone around 24/7 with a microphone and camera and they will eventually do or say something to make them look bad.

[Aerkuld]

Can you spackle cratch?

Imagine if you dated a woman wearing that stuff. You wouldn't know whether to dump her or recycle her.

[legion]

'The Man Show' a few years ago did a bit on "crack spackle". Though their product was mostly geared towards plumbers...