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snowman 09-26-2007 06:58 PM

Prove there is a DEVIL
 
The prove there is a God thread has gone flat. Now is the time to PROVE there is a DEVIL. For without a DEVIL there cannot be a GOD.

Shaun @ Tru6 09-26-2007 07:01 PM

The devil made you post this in the Technical forum instead of Off Topic, there's your proof.

See how easy that was.

Paul K 09-26-2007 07:10 PM

As seen all over Tasmania...

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1190862590.jpg

Cheers,

Paul.

equality72521 09-26-2007 07:12 PM

I had a guy in a mustard manufacturing plant tell me whitey is the devil.

Quicksilver 09-26-2007 07:32 PM

But computers are the spawn of satan!

rouxroux 09-26-2007 07:32 PM

Paul, those damned things will eat right through a sheep, bones and all!

slodave 09-26-2007 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rouxroux (Post 3500522)
Paul, those damned things will eat right through a sheep, bones and all!

The devil, you say!

Danny_Ocean 09-26-2007 08:13 PM

The falling prices of homes, especially in SJC, is proof there is a devil...

:)

Paul K 09-26-2007 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rouxroux (Post 3500522)
Paul, those damned things will eat right through a sheep, bones and all!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=SU44KwIfBXM

Nasty little buggers!

nyne11 09-26-2007 08:25 PM

This is a HELL of a post....what the DEVIL are you talking about!!!
 
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1190867149.gif

dewolf 09-26-2007 08:30 PM

Same as God, doesn't exist. Been through all this crap in the other thread.

tc-sacto 09-26-2007 09:02 PM

http://www.courttv.com/graphics/onai...rk/kill_04.jpg

kstar 09-26-2007 09:35 PM

Definitive proof of Beelzebub:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1190871181.jpg

Yup, it's Britney Spears.

Best,

Kurt

johnco 09-27-2007 12:18 AM

if satan exists, he's not very busy. without god there is no satan. without religious training and indoctrination, neither exists. without religion, all those silly little men in funny dresses thru out history would have lost their income and lifestyle.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1190880990.jpg

svandamme 09-27-2007 12:25 AM

there is no one single devil
there are many women

frogger 09-27-2007 02:41 AM

snowman, stand in front of a mirror. :p
















Sorry, just kidding. :)

tabs 09-27-2007 03:30 AM

I'm pleased to meet you.

on-ramp 09-27-2007 03:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by snowman (Post 3500466)
T For without a DEVIL there cannot be a GOD.

How do you know this? Prove it.

Aerkuld 09-27-2007 04:05 AM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1190894663.jpg

Ron Dennis will tell you it's true!

frogger 09-27-2007 04:14 AM

Bernie's just a greedly old git. Here's the real devil.

http://www.derapate.it/img/_max_mosl...idente_fia.jpg

KFC911 09-27-2007 04:16 AM

I will NOT post a pic of my ex g/f on this thread :)! ...just kidding, but I'm sure many can offer irrefutable proof via an ex's picture.

onewhippedpuppy 09-27-2007 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnco (Post 3500711)
if satan exists, he's not very busy. without god there is no satan. without religious training and indoctrination, neither exists. without religion, all those silly little men in funny dresses thru out history would have lost their income and lifestyle.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1190880990.jpg

Did Steve Jobs make that slide? Was the next slide the new Ipod Nano?

Mo_Gearhead 09-27-2007 05:37 AM

Ahhhh ... but the GREATEST trick the Devil ever performed...was convincing people he doesn't exist!

Mule 09-27-2007 06:18 AM

I was married to her for 10 years.

johnco 09-27-2007 06:46 AM

Did Steve Jobs make that slide? Was the next slide the new Ipod Nano?

Steve who, Ipod what? our church doesn't allow devil music

Aerkuld 09-27-2007 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frogger (Post 3500777)
Bernie's just a greedly old git. Here's the real devil.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1190909286.jpg

I was going to refer to Bernie as a slimy little toad, but that may be insensitive in present company.

You may be right, but they're in league together frogger I'm sure of it.

tobster1911 09-27-2007 07:35 AM

The Devil's in the details! ;)

john walker's workshop 09-27-2007 07:44 AM

right on my desk. keeps things in perspective.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1190907833.jpg

trekkor 09-27-2007 08:24 AM

2 Corinthians 4:4- ..."the god of this system of things has blinded the minds of the unbelievers, that the illumination of the glorious good news about the Christ, who is the image of God, might not shine through."


KT

johnco 09-27-2007 08:31 AM

trekkor.. did uneducated, illiterate people really speak like this a couple thousand years ago? were these words even in common use back then? just curious

frogger 09-27-2007 08:34 AM

Darth Vader (1977): "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed; the ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force."

svandamme 09-27-2007 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frogger (Post 3501301)
Darth Vader (1977): "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed; the ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force."

so true

trekkor 09-27-2007 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnco (Post 3501297)
trekkor.. did uneducated, illiterate people really speak like this a couple thousand years ago? were these words even in common use back then? just curious



Who are you?


KT

frogger 09-27-2007 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trekkor (Post 3501328)
Who are you?


KT

Darth Vader (1980): [to Luke] "No. I am your father."

johnco 09-27-2007 09:02 AM

I could be satan, I could be god.. how would you know which if I were standing next to you

trekkor 09-27-2007 09:07 AM

More silliness, John.

Just stop.


KT

johnco 09-27-2007 09:12 AM

nothing else to do and I'm having a bad day. an honest question. since no one has ever seen god and no one has ever seen the devil.. how could you tell who was who

svandamme 09-27-2007 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frogger (Post 3501348)
Darth Vader (1980): [to Luke] "No. I am your father."


But Frogger
what about this scripture then?

(October 13, 1967 Star Trek Old Series, 2nd Year of tha Trek, the 34th Episode)
And then Kirk spoke
"Is there anyone on this ship, who even remotely, looks like Satan?"
To which Spock replied
"I am not aware of anyone who fits that description,Captain"
Finally Kirk responded to Spock
"No, Mr. Spock, I didn't think you would be"

berettafan 09-27-2007 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mo_Gearhead (Post 3500902)
Ahhhh ... but the GREATEST trick the Devil ever performed...was convincing people he doesn't exist!

great movie.

frogger 09-27-2007 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by svandamme (Post 3501395)
But Frogger
what about this scripture then?

(October 13, 1967 Star Trek Old Series, 2nd Year of tha Trek, the 34th Episode)
And then Kirk spoke
"Is there anyone on this ship, who even remotely, looks like Satan?"
To which Spock replied
"I am not aware of anyone who fits that description,Captain"
Finally Kirk responded to Spock
"No, Mr. Spock, I didn't think you would be"

Don't be a Vulcan hater. :)


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