Dennis

Ocasek= rich and famous.
Jagger = rich and famous.
Dangerfield = rich and famous.


Screw humor or singing. If one wants access to unlimited model quality woman, I'd recommend focusing on becoming rich and famous. Seems to work ok.

the dimensional difference allows them to try any manipulation that they can get away with. There is no sanity.

They sure do smell nice though...all sorts of soft as well...I like it when they give that nice little wimper like sign just as stuff starts up...their hair is real pretty too...they have nice bumps and stuff.

I sure do like them, all crazy illogical and emotional and wonderfully unpredictable.

I wouldn't have it any other way!

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN


Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half

discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with

fertile soil.


Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America , well

developed and open to trade, especially for someone

with cash.


Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India , very hot,

relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.


Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France , gently

aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit.


Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain ,

with a glorious and all conquering past.


Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia , lost

some wars, won some great battles but haunted by past

mistakes, still very strong and proud.


Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia , very wide

and borders are now largely un-patrolled.


After 70, she becomes Tibet . Off the beaten path,

with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the

ages...still desirable but only those with an

adventurous spirit and a thirst for

knowledge and true love dare visit there.



GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN


Between 1 and 78, a man is like Iran - ruled by a

dick.

Ha, Ha, Ha! Funny stuff here!
You can't argue with the "Jackster" posted by "Dueller" though! Love the Jack.

When I was younger, I loved women....... Iyya, Iyya; the hunt of a beautiful, talented women was oh so inspiring!

Now that I'm a grandfather, with 4 daughters and a grand-daughter and also the deepest respect for my wife; I know that a women completes a man. The right women, with the right man is an unstoppable team. My wife is everything I am not. She's the "better half". She's beautiful, bright and very supportive. She's my best friend today.

Now, to keep my daughters away from the likes of us until the right guy comes along, that's the challenge of the day.

PS: Please no more talk about gays........ by gosh I'm homo-phobic man and this Southern California thinking is shaking my tree! Sorry but if I was reborn a women, I'd be a lesbian.

+1! :D

Women marry men thinking; "I can change him!"

Men marry women thinking; "I hope she never changes!"

(Both assumptions fail)

Agreed

Adding

Women need love more than respect, Men need respect more than love.
Any failure on either of these two is an equation for failure.

Thanks Angela, I just met a great gal and #2 seems to be working well. She seems interested in #1 but we just started dating and I am hoping it will happen soon. She isn't interested in cars so I don't think #3 is going to happen... but I am sure I will end up buying her something in the long run. ;)

Any chance you could write me a book?

I'm not kidding.

I'm good at 2/3 of your list, other than hitting the lottery, what else do you have for me?:-D

edit:

And, any clues on when a girl really *is* just busy, or if she actually is just ignoring you or isn't interested? IE, how do you know if a girl/woman/female is interested? Unfortunately, most girls are raised to be really nice and not hurt anyones feelings, so I end up going through this gigantic analysis of whether or not she's interested, only to arrive at "frustrated."

You'll know if a girl is interested if she keeps being around all the time.

Now I know you're lying. Either that, or your name is really Angelo

Your husband must be one ugly bastard.

Women aren't confusing. They'll tell you everything you ever wanted to know if you can just make more than 5 seconds of dead on eye contact, notice how they look away, and how quickly they look back.

longest 10 seconds of your life.