|
|
|
|
| Author |
|
|
Dog-faced pony soldier
|
Best (or worst) Halloween costumes you've seen?
Either describe or post pics (preferably).
My friend went as a very convincing (and creepy) Dr. Hannibal Lecter this year. It was well-done. Another guy had a bedsheet with two eyeholes cut out thrown over him; the bedsheet was covered with probability equations. He was "a ghost of a chance". Amusing. Anyone got any good ones (or bad ones?)
__________________
A car, a 911, a motorbike and a few surfboards Black Cars Matter |
||
10-31-2007, 02:58 PM
|
|
|
Registered
|
Here's one...
__________________
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- "There is nothing to be learned from the second kick of a mule" - Mark Twain |
||
|
10-31-2007, 03:33 PM
|
|
|
Registered
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: So. Cal.
Posts: 11,249
|
How about the Pros-ti-tot costumes. Your 8 y.o. girls are begging for them!
__________________
David 1972 911T/S MFI Survivor |
||
|
10-31-2007, 03:49 PM
|
|
|
Cars & Coffee Killer
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: State of Failure
Posts: 32,246
|
The year after I graduated college, I got invited back to a college party by some younger friends.
I always thought the pregnant nun costume was funny...so I wondered what the male equivalent would be... I knew: A HORNY MONK! So I bought a monk outfit at the local Target, then I went to the hardware store and bought a 2" diameter dowel rod. I cut it about 14" long and rounded both ends. Then I drilled a hole through one end short-wise, and through the other end short-wise at a 90 degree angle to the first hole. I put a rope through each hole. I tied one rope around my waist and the other I slung over my shoulder under my outfit. So I went to the party, and as I walked in, there were three drop-dead gorgeous chicks dressed as cheerleaders standing in the corner. I made a point out of staring at them from across the room (with no one standing in between), reached behind my back and pulled on the string. Slowly, my 14" dowel rod rose until it was standing straight out...that got their attention. 
__________________
Some Porsches long ago...then a wankle... 5 liters of VVT fury now -Chris "There is freedom in risk, just as there is oppression in security." |
||
|
10-31-2007, 05:58 PM
|
|
|
Registered
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 523
|
The one my Mother-in-Law wears 365........................
|
||
|
10-31-2007, 06:10 PM
|
|
|
Registered
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: SoFLA
Posts: 5,536
|
|
||
|
10-31-2007, 06:27 PM
|
|
|
|
Banned
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Ft.Lauderdale, FLORIDA
Posts: 2,813
|
I did drag one year in high school...never heard the end of it! Sorry, I was a bit too convincing.
Tonight I wore my pilot uniform to a local street fair in Fort Lauderdale; It actually seemed to work- a low-budget costume if there was one`. I left my ID and any sort of insignia that indicated my company at home, but it went over surprisingly well. The only problem? I have to go to work tomorrow night, and some anus spilled beer on my back, so now I have to wash my shirt. Dammit! N |
||
|
10-31-2007, 06:35 PM
|
|
|
Unfair and Unbalanced
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: From the misty mountains to the bayou country
Posts: 9,711
|
You dressed in drag, who'd a thunk that.
Best I've seen this year, a guy in black face wearing prison stripes, with a stuffed dog, hanging from a rope around his heck. On the back of the shirt, VICK, and a big red 7.
__________________
"SARAH'S INSIDE Obama's head!!!! He doesn't know whether to defacate or wind his watch!!!!" ~ Dennis Miller! |
||
|
10-31-2007, 07:56 PM
|
|
|
Canadian Member
|
      
|
||
|
10-31-2007, 11:55 PM
|
|
|
The Cuddly One
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Milan, Italy
Posts: 1,515
|
__________________
-Isa 911E 3.0 (Tristezza, the Rattus Maximus) and Jimmy the Mini lll Dum vivimus, vivamus! Man braucht nicht reparieren was funktioniert! |
||
|
11-01-2007, 04:08 AM
|
|
|
?
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 30,529
|
I wanted my g/f to dress up as a guy, then I could have simply worn a cardboard box. I would have been her "dick in a box" (a take-off of the SNL skit that's been going around)
|
||
|
11-01-2007, 04:23 AM
|
|
|
Un Chien Andalusia
|
Quote:
__________________
2002 996 Carrera - Seal Grey (Daily Driver / Track Car) 1964 Morris Mini - Former Finnish Rally Car 1987 911 Carrera Coupe - Carmine Red - SOLD :-( 1998 986 Boxster - Black - SOLD 1984 944 - Red - SOLD |
||
|
11-01-2007, 04:41 AM
|
|
|
|
Dog-faced pony soldier
|
Haha, I didn't even think about that. "Probability equation" is kind of an oxymoron. I guess they're really "probability theorems" or whatever the proper mathematical term is. You get the idea though.
__________________
A car, a 911, a motorbike and a few surfboards Black Cars Matter |
||
|
11-01-2007, 04:44 AM
|
|
|
?
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 30,529
|
Quote:
|
||
|
11-01-2007, 06:25 AM
|
|
|
Bill is Dead.
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Alaska.
Posts: 9,633
|
Well she was no Barbara Gordon, but who am I to try and stop a crime fighter from her official duties?
Wait!! Hey...! None of that!! I'm a married man!! I TOUCHED ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!! In fact, I didn't even look! Actually, I was at home all evening!! I swear!!
__________________
-.-. .- ... .... ..-. .-.. -.-- . .-. The souls of the righteous are in the hand of God, and no torment will ever touch them. |
||
|
11-01-2007, 06:38 AM
|
|
|
Banned
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Usa
Posts: 3,621
|
|
||
|
11-01-2007, 08:04 AM
|
|
1983 Porsche 911sc Cabriolet 3.0
1974 w/89 Look Porsche 911 Cabriolet 2.7 L Rebuil
993 TT
