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Somebody stole my toilet.
I came home this afternoon and found this...
 Who steals a toilet?? 
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11-27-2007, 10:50 PM
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Dave you always make me laugh? Maybe it was the person you stole the $20 from. Kidding, just kidding. I know you wouldn't steal a penny buddy, just kidding. Too funny, please tell us more? |
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11-27-2007, 10:54 PM
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I'm in shock at the moment or maybe it's the fact that I have not been able to, um, 'go'.
  Not sure I can make it through the night. 
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11-27-2007, 11:27 PM
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Pull the rag out of the hole and drop your load in. No diff.
Then call the painter and ask him where he put your $hitter? LOL |
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11-27-2007, 11:29 PM
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I figured that I may as well go the French route...
 Talk about doing squats!
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11-27-2007, 11:33 PM
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Really. Dave. What the heck is going on.
You need to have a closer look at any of your previously constipated neighbors suddenly looking relieved and relaxed. This constitutes a very serious offense, preventing a good citizen as yourself from the paramount 'happening' of a daily good crap. But, as I have said before, I would not trust an American sitting the right way on a toilet seat. 
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11-28-2007, 12:05 AM
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Maybe Radu is using it as a passenger seat in his "Beast"
He can then scare the crap out of passengers and make it convenient
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11-28-2007, 01:31 AM
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11-28-2007, 01:44 AM
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11-28-2007, 03:35 AM
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Do you know who did it?
Do you have anything to go on?
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11-28-2007, 04:19 AM
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I'd hide the toilet paper
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11-28-2007, 06:23 AM
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Hey anyone want to buy a toilet I. . . um. . . "acquired"?
Floor mounted tank-type. White. Real cheap. No questions asked. Cash only please.
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11-28-2007, 07:42 AM
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This seems like a real "crapper caper"..
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11-28-2007, 07:45 AM
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Hope your townhouse is at least a "2 BA" unit.
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11-28-2007, 07:48 AM
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check with this guy...he's remodeling his bathroom!
Bathroom Remodel is Underway!
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11-28-2007, 10:38 AM
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do you have any jenkem addicts living in your complex?
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11-28-2007, 10:43 AM
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Look for a local jenkem lab.
edit: beat me to it...
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Here's your chance to make a dream come true - the Two Da Loo:
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11-28-2007, 10:46 AM
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The 959 of toilets:
 $19 Million - to be used on the NASA space station |
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11-28-2007, 11:00 AM
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