The Help Tabs Save Retarded Liberals Foundation

tabs · 12-13-2007, 01:18 AM

I am thinking about setting up a foundation. It will be dedicated to helping Tabs save Liberals from themselves along with other miscreants, odd balls and retards.

I am wondering if there any of U out there that would be willing to make monetary contributions to help Tabs do Tabs's work. U can be guarnteed that Tabs will misuse the monies sent. U all might think that I would spend the money on Hookers, Booze and Gambling but I am sorry to say that it would all be spent on more spoons. Or perhaps an occasional buffet.

So dig deep and prove that your not a retarded Liberal and donate generously so that Tabs can do the Lords work. Let us pray Ohhh Lord won't you send Tabs some money so that he can buy a Merceded Benz. He will await your checks everyday til 2. After all all his friends drive Porsches so won't you make amends. Oh Lord give Tabs the strength by sending money so that he can save the retarded Liberals. Amen...now get those checks in the mail!

svandamme · svandamme's Garage

you in trouble Tabs?
bad gambling debts with some Vegas goombah?

no need for any fancy stories about no friggin funds
this is the PPOT, just tell it like it is

when do they start breaking arms and fingers?

red-beard · red-beard's Garage

Must have been a bad night at the Texas hold-em tables

livi · 12-13-2007, 04:06 AM

tabs, I believe it is time for you to come out of the closet and admit you are a liberal at heart.

CurtEgerer · CurtEgerer's Garage

Dear Sir:

I have been requested by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company to contact you for assistance in resolving this matter.

The Nigerian National Petroleum Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for oil exploration in the sub-Sahara region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equalling US$40,000,000. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company is desirous of oil exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Nigerian Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region.

You assistance is requested as a non-Nigerian citizen to assist the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, and also the Central Bank of Nigeria, in moving these funds out of Nigeria. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your United States account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company. In exchange for your accomodating services, the Nigerian National Petroleum Company would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or US$4 million of this amount.

However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Nigerian law, you must presently be a depositor of at least US$100,000 in a Nigerian bank which is regulated by the Central Bank of Nigeria.

If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Lagos, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, as well as with certain officials of the Central Bank of Nigeria.

Please call me at your earliest convenience at 888-990-8844. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Nigerian Government will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.

Yours truly, etc.

kach22i · kach22i's Garage

The retarded ones voted for Bush - TWICE!

You know who you are.

Joeaksa · 12-13-2007, 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kach22i

The retarded ones voted for Bush - TWICE!

You know who you are.

And the really, really, really stoopid ones want to vote for a Clinton.... THREE TIMES!

Look in the mirror, YOU know who you are!

svandamme · svandamme's Garage

Quote:

Originally Posted by livi

tabs, I believe it is time for you to come out of the closet and admit you are a liberal at heart.

Tabs doesn't come out of any closets, Mother does not allow him

Mule · 12-13-2007, 05:44 AM

Why would we want to save them? Like they say in the Chinese resteraunt, you awduh, you eat!

Mo_Gearhead · 12-13-2007, 05:44 AM

Retarded Liberals
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Stop being Redundant!

MRM · 12-13-2007, 05:55 AM

Tabs, as young speechwriter Pat Buchanan pointed out to Richard Nixon, his (Nixon's) favorite phrase "liberal @sshole" was redundant.

The Gaijin · 12-13-2007, 06:03 AM

Where do we send the checks?

rouxroux · 12-13-2007, 06:55 AM

tabs, a great idea! i volunteer to be the central clearing house for the funds

jorian · 12-13-2007, 07:07 AM

Do they cash checks at the "Sizzler"?

Moneyguy1 · 12-13-2007, 07:10 AM

Perhaps the foundation should include ALL extremists. That might be fun, the meetings would be something like a cage match!!

Porsche-O-Phile · Porsche-O-Phile's Garage

Why would we WANT to save the retarded liberals?

Except for maybe a few specimens to be kept for curiosity value and occasional scientific research in zoos?

carnutzzz · 12-13-2007, 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kach22i

The retarded ones voted for Bush - TWICE!

You know who you are.

No, the smart ones realized there was no alternative.

Mule · 12-13-2007, 08:29 AM

This implies that if the retarded liberals were gone, there would be some "other" ones left. Please clarify.

stevepaa · 12-13-2007, 08:39 AM

He is starting with retarded liberals because there are fewer of them than retarded conservatives.

Racerbvd · Racerbvd's Garage

Why save them, just take away their public funding & aids funding & let them die off

If conservatives are the retards, why is it that they are the ones who get taxed the hardest, could be because they are business owners while liberals live off of our tax dollars and off the gubmit tit

There is a reason liberals are OK with killing unborn babies but have a fit any time a criminal is killed while committing a crime.