Festivus for the rest of us? The law steps in

[frogger]

Perhaps an accessory kit that would allow the Festivus pole to serve as a pasta drying rack. That might also serve to attract the FSM crowd.

[Mo_Gearhead]

Quote:"If any of you are shopping for some festivus lights you can get them now at scottmandue.com."
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Impressive!

I thought the launch date was like 7-8 years out? You assembled those glass blowers in short order. Illegals?

Note to the head scratchers(?)... If you were not a 'Seinfeld' follower, the whole Festivus thing is lost on you.

[pmajka]

Jesus wasnt black, he was Jewish!

[70SATMan]

Originally Posted by pmajka

Jesus wasnt black, he was Jewish!

Where's Sammy Davis Jr. when you most need him.

[jluetjen]

Originally Posted by frogger

John, do you have your pagan symbol (tree) decorated yet? The Festivus pole is easy set-up, easy take-down. And what finer way for family bonding than to engage in the Feats of Strength?

Being ethnically German, I don't have any problems displaying a Tannenbaum at this time of year. Hey, my ancestors were tree-huggers -- what can I say?

[dd74]

Originally Posted by Porsche-O-Phile

Nativity scenes are fine as long as they show baby Jesus as being black the way he really was.

Word, homey! Word!

[notfarnow]

Originally Posted by frogger

Perhaps an accessory kit that would allow the Festivus pole to serve as a pasta drying rack. That might also serve to attract the FSM crowd.

That is awesome.

FSM Merry Holiday Season Pasta Rack

[frogger]

Originally Posted by jluetjen

Being ethnically German, I don't have any problems displaying a Tannenbaum at this time of year. Hey, my ancestors were tree-huggers -- what can I say?

Happy Yule.

[kstar]

[frogger]

Whooo hooooo!

[craigster59]

For full on festivity and functionality, nothing beats the homebrewers "bottle drying tree"..

[kstar]

Festivus Poles in the traditional pre-pentacle formation:





Mobile Festivus Pole with personal desktop in a tasteful matte black:





Never underestimate a Festivus Pole's power to "spread" warmth and joy to all!:

[frogger]

Sounds like a Festivus Miracle coming true.

[billwagnon]

Jesus was the descendent of Abraham, Judah and David on both His father's line and his mother's line. (Luke 3:23-38)


Are you saying His family tree didn't have any branches?

[dd74]

Originally Posted by sammyg2

The last two posts indicate why we have these problems. People who don't share the faith of the rest have the need to try and interfere with it. It's not enough that they have the constitutioinal right to practice whatever they want, they have to take it a step further and try to infringe on the right of others. This country was founded by Christian pilgrims. Not athiests, not muslims.

As if Christianity hasn't infringed, impeded, interfered with and ultimately had a hand in nearly every massacre to date. Let's be honest, those same Christian pilgrims and their descendants committed a fair amount of genocide on the REAL PEOPLE of this land (Native Indians) for their religious beliefs, or lack there of.

Originally Posted by sammyg2

BTW, Jesus was not black. I don't know why you made that up or what your motivation is to say things like that.
Jesus was the descendent of Abraham, Judah and David on both His father's line and his mother's line. (Luke 3:23-38)
His ancestory is well documented.

Prove he wasn't black. Prove he even existed. But lastly, prove that being a descendant of both his father and mother's line doesn't smack of incest.

BTW: how can he be a descendant of anyone if he was immaculately conceived?

Post a dog. But don't post dogma (unless you can back it up).

[lfot]

Oh man.... didn't we do this already?
Anti Christmas Stores- fight back, save Chistmas

Where is SNOMAN?

Anyone remember this guy?

[Tobra]

Originally Posted by Jeff Higgins

Pentacle rhymes with testicle. Just thought I'd point that out.

you can rhyme anything if you are Elvis Costello

[scottmandue]

Originally Posted by lfot

Oh man.... didn't we do this already?
Anti Christmas Stores- fight back, save Chistmas

Where is SNOMAN?

Anyone remember this guy?

Hey! I don't remember giving you permission to post my picture here! Where is my lawyer?

and you misspelled snowman...

and that whole man on the moon thing was fake too...

[kstar]

[Jeff Higgins]

Originally Posted by dd74

Prove he wasn't black.

Every one I've ever met has been Mexican.