Hijack this thread

[gt350mike]

Is Maximus going to wreck another one of daddy's cars while he's busy slapping his crotch?

[Buckterrier]

I smoked pot for a month oneday.

[Porsche virgin]

I will not buy this record, it is scratched.

[DARISC]

Originally Posted by Porsche virgin

I will not buy this record, it is scratched.

The scratch shouldn't affect it ect it ect it ect ir ect it ect it ect it ect it.

[Palum6o]

What's your type?


Bristol Stool Form Scale Guideline (University of Bristol, UK)

[gassy]

[Superman]

Originally Posted by Palumbo

What's your type?


Bristol Stool Form Scale Guideline (University of Bristol, UK)

A woman I am dating has this poster in her bathroom. She also has a Penis Sizing Guide next to the bottle opener. I'm not kidding.

[frogger]

Why did I ever give up my Mac?

[911Rob]

Originally Posted by Buckterrier

I smoked pot for a month oneday.

goes with "I've got High Friends in Places"

[gr8fl4porsche]

I thought you meant

'HijackThis' thread

nice program

[DARISC]

Originally Posted by Superman

A woman I am dating has this poster in her bathroom. She also has a Penis Sizing Guide next to the bottle opener. I'm not kidding.

Next to the bottle opener?
That's curious and bizarre.

[Superman]

Originally Posted by DARISC

Next to the bottle opener?
That's curious and bizarre.

She works in a Urology clinic. The Penis Sizing Guide is a thing like a drill guide, that shows diameter. They use this for determining the proper size of certain devices used such as "condom catheters" which are catheters held in place by a latex part that goes around the........well, nevermind. She and the other ladies in the clinic think the Sizing Guide is hilarious.

[kstar]

Originally Posted by 911Rob

goes with "I've got High Friends in Places"

"I'm high honey, I'm home"

[frogger]

Welcome to FROGLAND!
http://www.allaboutfrogs.org/

[nostatic]

so I bought this really nice 911 and now my wife is really pissed off...

[gassy]

Where's Aubie?

[Burnin' oil]

I'm real busy right now

[stealthn]

If all the worlds a stage,
and all the inhabitants actors...

Does that mean that all the aborted
and still-born babies are just actors
who screwed up their auditions?

[Palum6o]

Originally Posted by Buckterrier

I smoked pot for a month oneday.

via gravity bong?

[DARISC]

Originally Posted by Superman

She works in a Urology clinic. The Penis Sizing Guide is a thing like a drill guide, that shows diameter. They use this for determining the proper size of certain devices used such as "condom catheters" which are catheters held in place by a latex part that goes around the........well, nevermind. She and the other ladies in the clinic think the Sizing Guide is hilarious.

A bottle opener in the bathroom?

I had to see an eye dr. years ago who's office neighbor was a gynecologist who, on the ceiling, over his stirruped exam table, had mounted a poster of Tom Selleck. Funny, huh?

A bottle opener in the bathroom?