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No! that's not what I said, I said you want to slap it just hard enough to sting, you don't want to slap it so hard that it leaves a bruise.....

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how can i keep my bed from walking accross the wood floors during sex?

last night we got trapped in the room because the bed wedged against the door. what if there had been a fire?

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You guys are getting OFF TOPIC here........... Jeeash!









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Oh, and Hillary should be made the grand-poo-bah of the universe.
Well, there we'll have some real change for the good...
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My step-daughter and her deadbeat husband are *****ing because they're only going to get $6000 on their IRS return after putting $267 into the system.

They have 3 kids and thought the third kid would net them more.
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My step-daughter and her deadbeat husband are *****ing because they're only going to get $6000 on their IRS return after putting $267 into the system.

They have 3 kids and thought the third kid would net them more.
If they vote for Hillary they can have my $6000 too
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