weding bells!

[swang]

Happy New Year all!

I have had a great holiday and am happy to report that I will soon be getting married to my loveable girlfriend. We were attending the local midnight party and the moment just felt so right that I asked her to be my wive.

She amazingly said, yes and that is done!

My next advise questions will be about rings and belts.

[slodave]

Chastity belt? That would only get in the way of cratch slappin'.

[The Gaijin]

Congratulations!

[Rot 911]

Is it the same gal as in this thread? new girlfriend new technique?

[nostatic]

I know a good divorce mediator/attorney.

[Rikao4]

Well congrat's you cratch slapping stud !
Rings...well you being a macho type guy should emulate those proud Spanish fighting bulls..put one thru your nose.
Belt's..yes do get one of those..Mom's don't like to see their future son-inlaw walking with their 'crack' exposed.

Rika

[jorian]

"My next advise questions will be about rings and belts."

What's the belt for Hoss?

[peppy]

Congratulations, misery loves company, I am kidding.

Do you want a new ring, or would a used one work?

[the]

Concratchulations!

[K. Roman]

Not to sound rude, but 26 posts and he's announcing this here?

Congrats though. What's the belt for? Is English your second language?

[Chocaholic]

Originally Posted by K. Roman

Not to sound rude, but 26 posts and he's announcing this here?

Congrats though. What's the belt for? Is English your second language?

It's not the QUANTITY of the posts that matter here. It's the QUALITY. And Swang has posted some serious quality here on this board.

Congratulations man. Where rings are concerned...get something that's comfortable, first and foremost. Avoid bling too. Just something simple and comfy...that's it.

Regarding belts...I'd recommend something that's not too wide and long enough to generate an impresseive "whack" sound when you whip it. Gotta keep the little woman in line...I understand. Sounds like you've got your priorities straight. First the ring...then the belt. Good man.

Do you know what thousands of battered women have in common?

An inability to follow simple instructions.

[legion]

I'm getting popcorn.

[Vipergrün]

Originally Posted by Kurt V

Is it the same gal as in this thread? new girlfriend new technique?

If so, I doubt he's thinking with the "right" head........

[rouxroux]

Originally Posted by the

Concratchulations!

Best quote of 2008 (Hell yes, I know it's early, but we're going somewhere here)!!!!

How do you say in your country? Dees thread worfless wifout piks!!!!!!!!

[nostatic]

Originally Posted by Chocaholic

Regarding belts...I'd recommend something that's not too wide and long enough to generate an impresseive "whack" sound when you whip it.

wider leaves less of a mark

not that i know anything about that...

[livi]

Congrats, man! May it work out to your satisfaction and happiness. Be sure to pick a ring that you like and are confortable with yourself - not a ring your woman demands because of the look of it! She can pick her own.

[Porsche-O-Phile]

Marriage is a 3-ring circus.

First there's the engagement "ring".

Second there's the wedding "ring".

Third there's the suffer-"ring".



Congrats though.

*slap* *slap* *slap*

[RickM]

Tell her you're giving her three carrots. That should make her happy.

[gassy]

Good God Swang.
Stop slappin' and start lappin'. Lick the alphabet my man.
Congrats, whomever you are!

[widebody911]

Marriage is a great institution - for those who like institutions...