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Help Me Break Failure Down Into Its Simplest Parts...
I was trying to explain failure the other day during a seminar I was giving. Basically all failure modes can be broken down (sorry for the pun) into a few basic conditions. Here is what I came up with. Mind you, it is part original and part known stuff floating around in very materials engineering textbook. I don't think I am missing anything let me know what you think and if you can back-up your arguement then I will include it in my next seminar!
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I attribute failure to a genetic predisposition toward sloth. At least, that's what my wife says (in so many words).
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If you're looking for a test subject just drop me a line.
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I'm going with the sloth thing too.
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I'm glad you guys ain't any of my students! Then again, if you paid I could care less...
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MISS-APPLICATION.
Using a machine in a way other than what it was designed for. |
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Cannot help,but this sloth learned something.
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Physical degradation/abrasion.
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Deconstructionism is a failure.
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good one - but that would be basically a failure of the man and maybe method only and not the machine or material - but I like the way you think.
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Moving out a little more globally (away from a focus on structural failure), failure can be defined as not meeting specifications.
A machine that never breaks or corrodes could be considered a failure if it is too heavy, too expensive, or too inefficient is the use of energy. I propose that all failures of man made artifacts are ultimately traceable to man and his lack of knowledge of system boundary conditions, material properties, and all possible permutations of conditions in complex systems (control software failures). Failure to compose or apply the proper specifications is the root of many failures. Misuse or abuse of a system is merely a matter of definition and expectations. Most would consider wear out of an internal combustion engine in one or two thousand cycles a failure. However, this is the typical lifetime of a high performance artillery piece barrel which is merely a highly loaded internal combustion engine. |
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Ah yes, the gremlin. Better make that five sources of failure.
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Jim, I agree with you 100%! That is the basis of my work...
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I realize you're teaching about Lubes, Lube, but to the topic, my two cents:
Failure is a Winners sport. Best thing a parent can teach their kids is "how to fail" - Rob McKibbon, Author |
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ah, OK true. I do teach a little about lubes but actually I do the majority of my work in the field of reliability and cost reduction.
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You should have a picture of me on a blackboard and tap it with your pointy little stick and say this is the eptimoe of a walking talking failure in life. To be avoided at all costs.
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ah, OK, I guess I could do that...
So, by the looks of it, I think I have got'n to the heart of the matter? I didn't leave anything out? I knew I could rely on the brain trust of the bored.
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