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scottbombedout 02-26-2008 02:39 AM

Rabbit lost his head .
 
We let the rabbit have the run of the garden all day and at night always put him in his cage nice and safe.

Always a bit of a struggle getting him in because he is so used to his freedom.

So last night I am sick as a pig, vomiting, diarrhoea, just desperate to get to bed.

Goes out to get Flopsy and he is running all over the place. I thought bollocks to this he will be ok outside for one night.

Shouts him this morning, no sign. There in the corner of the garden, the rabbit with his head bit off. So this is me, come home to bury the bloody rabbit.

Do I tell my 3 little kids Flopsy has found a girlfriend and run off, or some Stoat took him?

Moral of the story.....put the pets away no matter what :(

frogger 02-26-2008 02:53 AM

I done a bad thing an' George won't let me tend no rabbits now. :(





Sorry to hear about Flopsy's demise. Tell the kids that he died, and that it's just a sad fact of life, and that you'll get them another rabbit as soon as you're no longer sick. :)

cool_chick 02-26-2008 03:19 AM

Ohmigod. WTF?

So sorry, daddy. That's really sad.

MFAFF 02-26-2008 04:35 AM

Tell them the truth...

Rabbit was killed by stoat/ mink...

New rabbit on its way.


When we're out in the woods and find piles of feathers etc J who is now six recognises that a bird died and soembody ate it..

Basic facts of life.

Sure a bit more difficult with a pet but in the end it is the most effective way forward..

onewhippedpuppy 02-26-2008 04:38 AM

Just tell them it's head fell off.

frogger 02-26-2008 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onewhippedpuppy (Post 3792597)
Just tell them it's head fell off.

and then try to superglue it back on. :)

bigchillcar 02-26-2008 05:34 AM

i'm 'only 42', but when the bun bun i'd had for eleven years dies this past december, i only cried for a week. i'm sure your kids will hold up better than i did.. ;)

Porsche-O-Phile 02-26-2008 05:36 AM

Probably a pit bull.

M.D. Holloway 02-26-2008 06:09 AM

Wow, that sucks. No head huh? Strange. You would think that if something was gonna eat it, the legs would be the better choice. I guess there is no accounting for taste.

Are you sure it wasn;t a hate crime?

onewhippedpuppy 02-26-2008 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frogger (Post 3792614)
and then try to superglue it back on. :)

I prefer duct tape. "Pretty bird, pretty bird. Polly want a cracker?":D

Mo_Gearhead 02-26-2008 06:21 AM

...at least it wasn't boiling in a pot of water on the kitchen stove!:eek:

onewhippedpuppy 02-26-2008 06:23 AM

We got no food, no jobs... our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

scottbombedout 02-26-2008 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onewhippedpuppy (Post 3792597)
Just tell them it's head fell off.

Alright, alright.

I even laughed my arse off at that one myself.

Tough crowd in here today :(

HardDrive 02-26-2008 07:36 AM

Seems to me one could, with a bit of searching, find a VERY similar looking rabbit.

*nudge nudge wink wink*

trekkor 02-26-2008 07:37 AM

I thought some of the comments made were in very bad taste.


KT

targa911S 02-26-2008 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mo_Gearhead (Post 3792774)
...at least it wasn't boiling in a pot of water on the kitchen stove!:eek:


Damn..... ya beat me to that one!

scottbombedout 02-26-2008 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trekkor (Post 3792924)
I thought some of the comments made were in very bad taste.


KT

Very very possible KT. Maybe guys without kids, who knows?

But the odd nice comment far outweighs the bad.

targa911S 02-26-2008 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MFAFF (Post 3792593)
Tell them the truth...

Rabbit was killed by stoat/ mink...

New rabbit on its way.


When we're out in the woods and find piles of feathers etc J who is now six recognises that a bird died and soembody ate it..

Basic facts of life.

Sure a bit more difficult with a pet but in the end it is the most effective way forward..

I would have to agree with this course of action myself. Poor kids. Poor you...all riddled with guilt now.

KaptKaos 02-26-2008 08:09 AM

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictur...lyGrail180.jpg

Tell them that flopsy met an evil rabbit. The most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered creature you ever set eyes on.

/sorry, couldn't resist. ;)

rouxroux 02-26-2008 08:22 AM

I had not even considered the Rabbit of Caerbannog!!!!

A bandmate of mine came home one day and found that his daughter's bunny had passed away in it's hutch. Not wanting to "dispose of the body" at that time, he thought he'd put the littke bunny in a big zip lock bag and place it in the freezer to have a "proper burial" later on. Well, his wife called during one of our breaks that evening to inform him that his little daughter had found "bunny" while helping Mom cook supper. Man, I felt bad for him!


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