My Vulva Is Sweetish!

DARISC · 02:01 PM

Scuse pleeze – Inglesh my second lengwidge ( I speek Gibberish until I am 2 yeers old). Hay Markus! How you learn speek Inglesh so good! WOW, man!

Anyhow, now have TWO pretty beehind staring at my face when open my gorge door! I buy Sweetish Vulva (C30 – I afraid ask what C stand for, HAvarti,HAvarti, HAvarti! Oh, that am Danish tho, huh?). New Vulva now keep 911 cumpany in gorge!

I show my Vulva to my Porsche mekanik an helper an they look! Then he say, this crazy Vulva has 5! Cylinders, you know. WOW, man I say! How come? He say me becaus some Sweetish Vulvas ar 5 cycle motors. WOW, man! I think that unusual an laugh out lowd but my mekanik an helper look all serious.

I think they finaly think that funny to, because I see them in back view mirror when I drive away in my Vulva. They were laughing their donkeys off!

My Vulva more powerfull than my 911! Have power of 227 horses an weigh not even 3000 lb!

My Vulva have a stick in it. I have fun moving stick to 6 geers! My Vulva is reel responder! It is, how you say, 1 hot Vulva!

I still not used to 2 car in my gorge. I come home after drink last nite, open my gorge an almos drive my 911 into my Vulva! WOW, man! NOT GOOD!

Even tho my Vulva can go 60 mph in 6.2 secunds. An can go quarter mile in 14 secunds an can go 146 mph (WOW, man!), I still like my macho 911 best!

One wise guy person say me, Hay, that a CHICK car, hahaha! I jus smile an say, I don THIIINK sooo!

Here is pic of Vulva jus like mine. Pretty beehind, huh?

Rikao4 · 02-26-2008, 02:24 PM

this sergerry ju jost hat, ded it hoit, I voudd neawer geve up mi benis..
Rika

very nice vulva

imcarthur · imcarthur's Garage

Dat one nicey nice vulva. Can I kum und get in yur vulva? I nice man. Promise.

HardDrive · 02-26-2008, 02:37 PM

Saw one of those pups on the road the other day and it looks great. Loaded for $30ish. Looks to be a GTI killer.

DARISC · 02-26-2008, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by imcarthur

Dat one nicey nice vulva. Can I kum und get in yur vulva? I nice man. Promise.

I might of new I shudnt be so open with my Vulva.

Dan in Pasadena · Dan in Pasadena's Garage

I love the all glass hatch, of course it is an homage to the old Volvo P1800 wagon. In my particular case, a silver one sorta kinda reminds me of my old '78 Honda Civic 5 Speed (which was silver).

Not that there is anything in common about them its just that the Civic is the car I had when my now 26 year old son was an infant. I kept it over-the-top immaculate and I have entertained the idea of buying a C30 in a sort of remembrance. Kinda coming full circle. I may still.

Jared at Pelican Parts · 02-26-2008, 03:20 PM

I'm just about ready to buy a C30 actually. (trying to find the right color)

It's a VERY fun car to drive, plenty of space, awesome interior.

Seahawk · 02-26-2008, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by HardDrive

Saw one of those pups on the road the other day and it looks great. Loaded for $30ish. Looks to be a GTI killer.

Me, too. I haven't looked up the specs, but it looked great. Nice pull on the rear glass, Dan, I didn't see that until you pointed it out.

DARISC · 02-26-2008, 05:41 PM

I picked up mine on Sat., 2/23. After pricing a "2.0" out at $26,832 on the phone (I asked to speak to a fleet salesperson and would have gotten about $1,500 knocked off that - ALWAYS talk to fleet sales first when buying a new car - they won't talk to you if you've already talked to a "line" sales person and you will always save a chunk of money over what you can buy it for from a line salesperson.

The salesman then told me he had two demo cars equipped as I wanted in the color I wanted, but with a bunch more options. One had 300 mi. on it, the other 600 mi. I bought the 300 mi. demo, which, if not a demo, would sell for $30,095. I bought it for $26,987 (only $155 more than my single optioned new car quote

, out the door, incl. tax & reg. it was $29,381.51. I have the full warranty, but the 4 years started in Nov. 07, when the dealer took delivery and used it as a demo car.

I've since talked to a few people who tell me that these demo cars come on line for sale pretty frequently. Good way to buy a "new" car without taking the immediate depreciation hit when you sign the papers.

Mine's metallic "Cosmic White" (the car I posted the pic of) but ask anyone who looks at it what color it is and the answer is invariably "silver".

The C30 is competitive with the Mini Cooper S and the GTI - a little less money than the Mini, a little more than the GTI and a larger car than both.

Volvo and VW both say the C30 is quicker and faster than the GTI, however, it seems to be the general opinion that the Mini and the GTI are more "driver's car" than the C30, which has slightly slower steering and is not quite as go-cart like.

Basically it's the S40 sedan with a bobbed tail, teardrop shaped greenhouse which only allows for 2 rather than 3 rear passengers, a sports tuned suspension and 320 lbs less weight. Front seats and dashboard forward are pretty much identical to the S40 sedan.

My SC satisfies my "boy racer" urges and I love the looks and design of the C30for a second car.