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Steak and BJ day?
Ive just learned of this. Apparently its a mans version of Valentines day. So has anyone suggested this to the better half. If so what was the look on her face


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Steak+and+Blowjob+Day

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You forgot the third part: Shut the f**k up for the rest of the day

"O" for three here
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If so what was the look on her face]
I'll let you know as soon as She lets me back in the house.
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Ummmmm..... anticipation?
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Wasn't that Christmas? Or Birthday? Easter? Or just every saturday? I keep forgetting.
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Wasn't that Christmas? Or Birthday? Easter? Or just every saturday? I keep forgetting.
Yeah I kinda think marriage is the end of that stuff. Thats the purpose Steak and BJ day.
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Maybe a good day for a first date?

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when you're dating, every day is s&bj day...

well, actually sushi and blow job. Can't have that much red meat. I guess for you married guys a steak once a year is ok
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Ya'll done married the wrong gal.
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Nice, I hadn't heard of that before, protein for everyone!
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when you're dating, every day is s&bj day...

well, actually sushi and blow job. Can't have that much red meat. I guess for you married guys a steak once a year is ok
California marriages must be different.
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That was Tuesday.
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correction; 'every' Tuesday.
Sorry I don't remember who originally quoted that, but it was funny!
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Wasn't that Christmas? Or Birthday? Easter? Or just every saturday? I keep forgetting.
Good one James!

Those of us with foreign wifes/girlfriends, its most every Saturday, if not every other day. Nix on the "shut the f**k up" part as they are not as mouthy as many over here.
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when you're dating, every day is s&bj day...

well, actually sushi and blow job. Can't have that much red meat. I guess for you married guys a steak once a year is ok
Can't believe you just said red meat...
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Note to single guys .

When you look at photos of a bride at her wedding she is always smiling .

Ever winder why ???

She knows she has given her last bj .
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Note to single guys .

When you look at photos of a bride at her wedding she is always smiling .

Ever winder why ???

She knows she has given her last bj .
That's ok, as long as the groom knows he hasn't gotten his last bj. Besides, some strange is good every now and then.
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Careful Rick,
what if she felt that way ?

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what if she felt that way ?

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If she did, it certainly wouldn't be for a lack of my interest in sex once married.
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If she did, it certainly wouldn't be for a lack of my interest in sex once married.

On that note my favorite Ray Romano (Everybody loves Raymond) lines...

"After you get married everybody know sex becomes less frequent. Now whenever we have sex, I know its time to send in my quarterly tax returns.

When I get a BJ, I know its time to renew my drivers license."

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