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Mule 05-06-2008 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by kwm (Post 3927014)
Michelle Smith from the Corbin's Ride On show has a lot of miles on her plus she looks like she has been ridden hard and put up wet too often can't we get a newer model? Danica maybe....Courtney Hansen who used to be on Overhaulin or some like that.

Danika vs Michelle Smith? Are you Stevie Wonder?

Mule 05-06-2008 09:21 AM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1210094410.jpghttp://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1210094458.jpg

Check this out on your braille screen!

kwm 05-06-2008 09:21 AM

What? Smith is like a old biker whore....She has more diseases than the monkey from Outbreak....Plus she flirts like a grandma. Have you ever seen Corbin's Ride On when a guy comes on the show she is all over them like, in a sick grandma way too and not a young sexy way. Look if you are jealous that Danica can drive better than you like most other men are then don't take it out on her looks b/c she isn't hard to look at that is for sure.

kwm 05-06-2008 09:23 AM

Okay in the pics Smith doesn't look too bad but on the motorcycle show she does not look like that. I don't know maybe they only have like 2 or 3 hours makeup and air brush time for the Ride On show where she probably spent like a day or 2 getting ready for those photo shoots.

Mule 05-06-2008 09:24 AM

Ther's Charity Hodges but I don't know how she's fixed for brains.http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1210094641.jpghttp://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1210094663.jpg

Dutchie 05-06-2008 09:27 AM

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Courtney Hansen who used to be on Overhaulin or some like that.
now were talking :cool: ok so we need Hansen, Walken and ?

Mule 05-06-2008 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by kwm (Post 3927021)
What? Smith is like a old biker whore....She has more diseases than the monkey from Outbreak....Plus she flirts like a grandma. Have you ever seen Corbin's Ride On when a guy comes on the show she is all over them like, in a sick grandma way too and not a young sexy way. Look if you are jealous that Danica can drive better than you like most other men are then don't take it out on her looks b/c she isn't hard to look at that is for sure.

If you like girls that look like 12 yo boys just date 12 yo boys. Are you a priest? BTW Michelle Smith isn't on Ride On.

Mule 05-06-2008 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by kwm (Post 3927023)
Okay in the pics Smith doesn't look too bad but on the motorcycle show she does not look like that. I don't know maybe they only have like 2 or 3 hours makeup and air brush time for the Ride On show where she probably spent like a day or 2 getting ready for those photo shoots.

Do tits intimidate you?

Courtney Hansen is cute but her & Charity Hodges both have that annoying valley girl "uptalk" going on.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1210095209.jpg

911pcars 05-06-2008 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Mule (Post 3927026)

A show called "Top Gear" would be appropriate and descriptive with just well-endowed women - no cars required. :), or women with top gear next to car - instant, sure to be a ratings hit, or a show with women washing and polishing cars.

Remember the Paul Newman movie "Cool Hand Luke"? One of the best scenes is when the chain gang crew observes Joy Harmon washing her car.

Sherwood

kwm 05-06-2008 09:45 AM

Whatever the title of the motorcycle show is Smith is on some motorcycle show on Sundays and it is obvious that she doesn't know anything about bikes (and I am guessing about cars either). Her acting/hosting ability sucks too she is just plainly reading her lines. If she didn't look to be in her late 40s I would overlook the inability to host a show.

gprsh924 05-06-2008 09:54 AM

Carlos Mencia?!?!?!?!?!? Are you high? He is an unfunny, no talent assclown...I wouldn't watch if he was on the show.

As far as a female host, I could care less, if I really want T&A there are plenty of other places to get it.

Mule 05-06-2008 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by kwm (Post 3927076)
Whatever the title of the motorcycle show is Smith is on some motorcycle show on Sundays and it is obvious that she doesn't know anything about bikes (and I am guessing about cars either). Her acting/hosting ability sucks too she is just plainly reading her lines. If she didn't look to be in her late 40s I would overlook the inability to host a show.

What? Smith is like a old biker whore....She has more diseases than the monkey from Outbreak....Plus she flirts like a grandma. Have you ever seen Corbin's Ride On when a guy comes on the show she is all over them like, in a sick grandma way too and not a young sexy way. Look if you are jealous that Danica can drive better than you like most other men are then don't take it out on her looks b/c she isn't hard to look at that is for sure.

So have you checked any of these other girls for diseases or amount of make up? If Michelle Smith grabbed you by the hand & said, "you're coming with me," you'd be done right there.

Mule 05-07-2008 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by 911pcars (Post 3927073)
A show called "Top Gear" would be appropriate and descriptive with just well-endowed women - no cars required. :), or women with top gear next to car - instant, sure to be a ratings hit, or a show with women washing and polishing cars.

Remember the Paul Newman movie "Cool Hand Luke"? One of the best scenes is when the chain gang crew observes Joy Harmon washing her car.

Sherwood

Why stop at one girl? The guys could drive 'em & the girls could keep 'em washed up, sort of like the juggy girls on the man show.

Red Baron 05-07-2008 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Mule (Post 3927020)
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1210094410.jpg

Check this out on your braille screen!

I'd throw rocks at Danica to get to this... She goes A LOT faster too!

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1210209786.jpg

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1210209835.jpg

Mule 05-07-2008 09:47 PM

130 mph or so faster. And she's shaped like a girl too!

Arizona_928 05-08-2008 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul_Heery (Post 3914765)
Top Gear is on BBC in the UK. The BBC is a state-owned corporation that is run by the BBC Trust. According to the BBC Trust charter, it is "free from both political and commercial influence and answers only to its viewers and listeners".

The BBC gets most of its funding from television license fees.

The only network in the US that is (somewhat) similar would be PBS.

PBS is the bomb the red green show.. soo funny


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