Talk about mid-air tubulence

[Don Plumley]

OMG!

Woman suing airline over flight incident

FORT WORTH, Texas, March 15 (UPI) -- A 21-year-old Texas woman is suing American Airlines for allegedly not protecting her from a man who masturbated near her on a recent flight.

The woman, whose identity has not been released to the public, alleges airline employees did not act appropriately when a man sat next to her while she slept on a March 19 flight and began to masturbate, the Fort Worth (Texas) Star-Telegram said Saturday.

The woman's $200,000 lawsuit alleges that when she awoke on the flight to Los Angeles, she found the man masturbating and "a substantial amount of an extremely sticky substance in her hair."

The woman reportedly was calmed by another passenger after making the discovery, while the man was taken into custody by police once the plane landed.

The suit alleges American Airlines employees informed police they had seen the man take the seat next to the woman, but did nothing to move him back to his assigned seat.

The Star-Telegram reported a spokesman for the airline said crew members took appropriate action.

[cgarr]

Were they at 5280 feet?

[onlycafe]

was her name mary?

[Jandrews]

Isn't that what the bag in the back of the seat is for?


JA

[Dan in Pasadena]

Ew...ew...ew.... this is gross.

[masraum]

When I was in college, one semester there was a rash of deposits made in coeds shoes while they wandered around in the library. Guess they'd kick their shoes off, wander off to look at something, come back and eventually put their shoes on to find that a deposit had been made.

[Palum6o]

Don't mess with Texas

[Porsche-O-Phile]

I predict great things for this thread.

[competentone]

I'd have to see what she looks like before I can determine whether or not he's guilty -- and subsequently whether or not the airline has any liability in the incident!

[Porsche-O-Phile]

Sounds like a sticky situation.

[slodave]

Thanks for flying AA, please cum again...

[genrex]

She's suing for only $200,000 for cum in her hair?

Must have good shampoo..

[vash]

should be a no brainer. going after the deeper pockets i guess. i would sue the helmet buffer also.

men are crazy. no way in hell we (guys) will ever wake up on a plane to a woman rubbing herself and twisting her nipples to us.

[onewhippedpuppy]

If she'd only offered to help, it would have been far less of a mess.

[widgeon13]

Two observations:

This would be funny if it wasn't so gross, and

You can bet she will never sleep on a flight again.

[JeremyD]

There once was a girl from peru
she fell asleep on the plane from kalamazoo
while dreaming of venus
her neighbor played with his penis
and she woke up with her hair full of goo

[dafischer]

I wonder if she'd have complained if he gave her a pearl necklace.

[kach22i]

.........he is now in the Mile High solo club.

.........she is in the Mile High wet surprise club.

[kang]

Originally Posted by vash

should be a no brainer. going after the deeper pockets i guess. i would sue the helmet buffer also.

men are crazy. no way in hell we (guys) will ever wake up on a plane to a woman rubbing herself and twisting her nipples to us.

Thing is, we’d like that, and they know it…

[Porsche-O-Phile]

Originally Posted by vash

men are crazy. no way in hell we (guys) will ever wake up on a plane to a woman rubbing herself and twisting her nipples to us.

Speak for yourself. That happened to me last week.

Of course she was a 6'4, 300+ African-American mama with bleached cornroll hair, but who's keepin' score?