Ah... what could be better than sharing pee stories on a Friday afternoon.

My GF needed to use her brothers washer and dryer, we go over to his house and meet his very beautiful wife, their house is a two story new mini mansion in a new housing track with an ocean view in Encinitas stuffed with expensive antiques. After the wife gave us the full tour of the house we started the laundry and the three of us sat down to watch TV. From that room you could look out a sliding glass door to their yard where her two sons were playing with four or five other boys from the neighborhood, I'm guessing they were all in the ten to twelve year old age give or take a year or two.

Ever once in a while one of the boys would run to the back of the yard and disappear around the back of the fence for a few minutes. My GF asked what are they doing back there?

The very proper little wife embarrassed admitted... oh... they are peeing.

my best peeing story:

a buddy of mine from hawaii needed to drive from san francisco to fresno. i was recently transplated from texas, and he is from an island...needlessly to say we got very lost. we are just driving down the highway, when we see a jacked up chevy blazer on the side of the road. my friend pulls over for directions. we pull up behind the blazer and i look out the side window. i see THREE women with their backs to us pissing in the dirt! they all stood up, pulled up their thongs, then jeans and walked over to our car. one chick says, "so you like the show?" i had no game so i just said...."hummfflflthtathltea" they were absolutely hot...we finally made it to fresno.

some years ago i was out with a friend on a road trip. we stopped at an antique shop to look around. after a while my buddy asked to use the head, and was refused, rather rudely at that. he continued browsing, when we left our next stop was for gas and pee, i went in to unload and before we left i asked if he was going to go too. he told me that he had already gone...... while he had been browsing the antique shop he filled a vase.

Ok, so I have to say this......

Wait a sec, I'll be right back...

Ok, I feel better now....

What was I going to say?

As my house was being built (3years ago) I took a walk in the basement to start working on the wiring (lan, phone elec) only to be greeted by a large pile of poo in the corner. Turns out the Mexicans they hire for this work just feel the need to crap in every house they work on, I talked to the concrete workers that pour the basements and they said every house gets the same treatment from wonderful imports. (SICK). Worse is the fact that port-o-potties are near by so there is no need for this.

I'll always remember when I was at USCB and partying one evening in Isla Vista. Peeing in public in Isla Vista was a big no-no with a hefty fine. I need to pee bad so I scope out the whole street packed with drunk college students like myself and see no Sheriffs around. So I discretely duck down a driveway and find a small a grove of trees to relieve myself.

Well a newbie freshman in our group see me go down the drive way and follows. I’m in the trees peeing and he starts to piss on one of the cars. Well a foot patrol Sherriff walks by, see the newbie and walks down the driveway to write him up. That’s when he see’s me. I look at the newbie and said, “What the hell you are you doing, now you got me busted.” The Sheriff make a quick judgment call. I get off because I used better judgment peeing in the trees. The newbie get the book. Peeing, drunk in public and no identification. He spent the night in the drunk tank or as in Isla Vista, hand cuffed to all the other drunks on the sidewalk in front of the Sherriff’s office.

Halloween was always the best. W’d walk by the Sherriff’s office and see Han Solo, Wonder Woman, a doctor, an ape, Indiana Jones, Batman, Superman, Spiderman and a bunch of hookers/French maids etc. all hand cuffed together sitting on the sidewalk waiting to get booked. Funny stuff!

had a roomate in college that got so drunk he got lost in his own bedroom and ended peeing into his own laundry basket. wakes up the next afternoon and everything he just washed the day before was soaking wet with a strange oder. :)

Ive pee'd many places in public. On the top of large hills, in neighbors yards, on fences, in the backyards of houses, never pissed on a cop car though.

When i was a sophomore in college in (I'm now a senior) my roommate came back from a party completely **** faced. So the dude went to bed and then woke up a few minutes later and started to piss in his pile of laundry, I have no idea if it was clean or dirty. I told him to go to the bathroom about 3 feet from the door, so he left the room. When he returned a few minutes later he knocked on the door and was holding his boxers in his hand. I have no idea where he pissed that night (besides the laundry), but i remember it being funny as all hell the next morning.

Returning from Mexico years ago, I was waiting in the long line. I was driving my '70 VW camper. A weird looking beggar came up to the driver side window to beg for money. I just smiled & said "No gracias." I could see that made him mad by the look on his face. I watched him in the side mirror as he walked to the back of the van & around the back to the other side back corner. Looking through the passenger side mirror, I could see that he was going to pee on my van. The car in front of me pulled ahead, but I waited until he had it out and was ready to let go. At that point I let out the clutch and pulled ahead quickly leaving him standing there pissing into the air in front of everybody. A Mexican cop ran over and hauled him off the the sideline. The look on his face as he stood there pissing in front of hundreds of cars "was priceless."

Oh the memories.

it's water, with some ammonia in it... some people actually use that exact combination to clean things...

gull's,pigeon's, cat's and dogs piss on any spot you can lay your eyes on

as long as one tries to keep it somewhat decent(exposure, repetitious group use of specific areas), what's the big deal?
seriously, man has been pissing everywhere for thousands of years, and only recently have we become overly sensitive of it...

It's not like we are talking dookie's here
those, i agree, require proper disposal, and those do carry all sorts of bad bacteria and whatnot...
but piss, is just sterile water with some ammonia in it...it's not the end of the world

was in the back seat of a canoe on a beautiful summer day fishing the local river. we had anchored for lunch and of course my cooler w/sandwich, chips and open soda were in front of me. had to pee and so stood up (carefully) and aimed off to the side as best i could.

my uncle was with me. he's a jokester. ok, so am i. so i should've seen it coming; he rocked the canoe just enough that i peed all over my lunch and soda. i was pissed but it was a good one.

When I was at university one of our typical girls night outs was a movie and a late night pizza and beer. One of our favourite spots had black glass (we could see out but passers-by could not see in) and it was set slightly below street level. The black glass faced the street and an alley, the alley was much used by patrons of nearby pubs after they had closed for a refreshing pee. Late night diners were often entertained by these gentlemen peeing against the black glass slightly above eyelevel if you were seated. Hilarious for a group of girls, giggly on beer or liebfraumilch.

About 7 miles from my former lease was a hill that overlooked an intersection of a highway and a farm to market road. This particular hill was a great veiwing position for the border patrol, it is in a area where illegals and smugglers frequently run. We almost always stopped to take a piss at the intersection. Most times we arrived there after dark, and several times the look out was manned. Ocassionally we'd get the lights put on us. Of course, a lot of the time the passengers were drunk and took to singing, etc... like they were on stage or something. Fun times, except for that one time when they used the PA/bull horn.

In 1994, I was driving on probably the most remote highway I have ever been on in New Mexico. At one point, on a nearby road, I saw a sign that read "Last McDonalds for 120 miles".

Anyway, I was on a 60-mile or so stretch of 2-lane where I only passed 2-3 cars going the other way. I did not see any cars in front of me or behind me for the entire 60 miles. As I was driving, off in the distance I saw a car facing me that was pulled over to the side of the road.

As I got closer I could see that the passenger door was open. And as was about to pass it, I saw there was young woman in the driver's seat who was laughing hysterically. As I passed I looked into my rear-view mirror & saw the backside of another young woman who had been squatting behind the open passenger door. She was trying to pull her pants up as fast as she could!

Seems she "had to go" & they figured there would be no traffic, so what the heck. However, the unexpected passing of my car caught them off guard, which her friend found quite funny. I had a good laugh about it too!