Not peeing right here
 

Just walked a block to the corner store to get a 2 litre of coke.

We live right next to a fairly nice restaraunt. The corner parking spot of the lot is close enough to our front door that we can read the license plate. And the date on the tabs sticker, if there was one on our front plates...

I open the door, I step out facing the parking lot. I'm a little shocked to see a tall guy standing in the shadows. 15 feet away, maybe? One of thier patrons, headed home after they're closed...
He's a little more shocked than me, though....

I can see the stream as it catches the light...

"Not peeing right here!" he says in a rather sheepish voice.

I cackle and say "At least we can pee outdoors with ease" and continue up the driveway. I head him say to a friend "oh geeze..."


I think I'll have to call the restaraunt tomorrow and ask them to ask thier patrons not to pee so close to our front door...

I would love to condem the fellow, but I had done some rather shabby things in my life....

I once caught our mail man taking a piss behind our house. I just laughed. People who don't clean up after their dogs however, are another matter.....

Well.. I can't either. I once took a leak on The Ave. In daylight. You know where that is....

I was younger...and much more daring. In fact...I was dared...:D

We have guys taking a leak right outside our front door...there's a nice 'private corner' just about 6 feet away...

Now its real private....

BUT its just below the watering point on our roof terrrace...

And its not unkown for the watering hose to 'escape' my control at times...and well...

If you piss on a building one day the building might piss back...

Its a hoot to see them step away undone for all to see...












Childish I know...but fun, on a sunny day at least.

I already know I'm going to hell. I once pee'd on a church.

OTOH, it was in DC, so the fact that I was already in hell might change the situtation.

Ba$tard! :mad:








:p

When we used to rent an apt downtown, things would sometimes get a little wacky on the weekends.

9-11pm and then 2-3 am were often the worst, as people stumbled to & from the bars.

One Saturday night at arount 10pm I was going to move the car from the street into our parking space. I step out the front door and there was some young punk standing in front of my car, facing away from me. As I approached, I notice he is peeing on the front fender.

In one of those moments where I ACT before I THINK, I just shoved him TOWARDS the pee-soaked car, knocking him off balance onto the hood, and onto the ground, peeing all over himself. He got up and ran off , but there was no way he was going to the bar like THAT.

I can understand why Ozzy did it because I almost peed on the Alamo. During the day there's a bunch of people around, but at night the Alamo is just another dark place around the riverwalk. I was about to pee and one of my buddies mentioned the Ozzy incident. Then I realized the larger significance of the adobe wall I was standing in front of :o

C'mon, anyone who's ever consumed alcohol in public has peed SOMEWHERE they weren't supposed to. Years ago in high school I always found it amusing how normal it was to pee in the woods during parties. Not uncommon to see a line of guys, all facing away from the party, pissing into the woods.

agreed. Especially in the summer, when many parties were at cottages on septic systems. It was considered poor form for an able-bodied male to use the toilet for a pee... one big party could overflow a septic system.

However, peeing ON things like houses, cars and passed-out friends is uncouth... unless they deserved it.

A friend of mine got drunk at our house about a year ago and decided to head outside to pee. Why he decided to pee outside is beyond me since we have 4 bathrooms...anyhow he comes back in and announces proudly that he peed on a tennis ball outside.

Turns out it was my son's tee-ball set! Needless to say we didn't use that tee ball set anymore.

And so it is, another Essential Truth is discovered on PPOT.

Peeing is a sacred form of male self-expression.

Just remember, you get what you pay for.

Every new home I've ever moved into, after the first beer, I pee off of the deck.
Not sure why.
After a few on the river, used to pee off of the pulpit on the boat. Sort of like that Leonardo DiCaprio thing, "I'm king of the word!"

Many years ago after sushi and many beers/sakes in Santa Barbara I took a leak in the bushes in the parking lot behind the restaurant. As I stepped out of the bushes a cop on a bike pulled up, said I know what you were doing, and wrote me up. He also said he was supposed to take me in for such an offense but seeing as I was being such a nice guy he would let me go.
I get a letter for the S.B. PD saying I have to pay the fine in person (S.B. being about a hundreds miles from my house) I say great, take a day off work, and motor up to S.B. on the prescribed day to pay for my dirty deed. While waiting in line with some pretty seedy people I look at the wall with a poster listing various fines...
Urinating in public $200
Naked in public $100
Smoking marijuana in public $75

So it would have been cheaper if I was smoking a joint naked!

Back when I was a teen, a group of friends and I were up to no ggod in a remote neighborhood.

I had to really go, so I stepped out of the car and took a leak in somone's front yard against a tree.
Next thing I know, the homeowner is right next to me tapping my shoulder.
Surprised, I turned and whizzed on his legs and shoes....

I'd forgotten about that.



KT

Years ago, my Mom saw the garbage guy come up the driveway to pick up their trash (yes, they came up to the house to pick it up -- still do, actually).

Anyway, she had some more garbage she wanted to get out, so she took it out to the (detached) garage to give it to the guy. But she couldn't find him. She looked behind the garage & was shocked to find that the guy was taking a leak. They were both stunned! He said, "Sorry, ma'am, but when you have to go, you have to go."

I am not sure she ever got over it. She was appalled. I think it is pretty funny. We teased her about it for years.

at my jobs there never anywhere to go but behind the truck, fence, tree, etc. one time while behind a 6 ft fence, I whipped it out and started wetting the fence. I could see a blue shirt thru the cracks walking by. since the guy working for me was wearing a blue shirt, I figured I might as well give him a squirt. well, happened to be the female owner of the house coming around. she stopped, leaned around the gate the same time I leaned over to laugh at who I thought was my guy. so there we were face to face with me squirting thru the fence crack at her feet. she got this shocked look on her face, went inside and didn't come back out until we finished the job. another time the owner decided she needed to talk to me the same time I'm draining the lizard on the opposite side of a 28ft aboveground pool. she starts walking around the pool and I start walking the opposite way. hard to do in action. she eventually caught up with me, I tried tp put it away, but was a little too late before she rounded my side of the circle.

visit chinatown in san francisco. you will see more dcik than you ever imagined. bring a tool to gouge your own eyes out. erasing the "mind's eye" will require copious amounts of alchohol...

i once was walking with my GF, on my right i saw this. shaved bald asian guy. tourqoise shirt, knee length denim shorts, white flipflops. pissing in the street,,facing traffic. my GF screamed. i wanted to punch him.

LOL, what an image