But they need love just like the ugly ones do.

Or my other favorite pick-up line: "Does this rag smell like chloralhydrate to you?"

I'm IN college and I'm still living through Tom:-P

Tom, do it for me buddy:)

Classic Line:
"Hi, My names xxxxx, remember it, you'll be screaming it in an hour!"

Have to remember that one! :D:D

That's almost as classy as "Nice shoes. Wanna fuch?"

Be bold, ask her directly if she'd like to go out with you sometime. Maybe, I dunno, go get a cup of coffee or something...?

Be bold or go home.

if she is that hot she is either gay or taken - either way if she is working at a bar (anybar including a Java bar) means that she lays like a rug!

Hit dat wit boff nutz!

Lines are for roads. Just start conversation with her. Get to know her some. She prolly gets hit on all the time but how many guys are cool and just wanna talk to her? And as always, ask more questions and listen to her more than offering her any info on yourself.

Get between her ears before you get between her legs...

That always works for me... but be sure to give the Visa card with the $200 limit not the American Express with no spending limit (ask me how I know).

If that doesn't work tell her you have a really big... uh... pair of shoes!

You need the "Attitude" its classic


http://www.netwalk.com/~truegger/ftrh/the-attitude.au

One more, this stuff cracks me up.
http://www.netwalk.com/~truegger/ftrh/five-point.html

I may as well follow up with some advice from someone who knows how to get laid - Tom Brady.

His words:

First date - whatever you do, keep it short. You've got to leave her with thinking "what's wrong with me?"

Personally, I like tennis as a first date. I'm awful, usually so are they and furthermore, you can learn a lot about them based upon how they go after the ball. I find, girls appreciate something that doesn't involve alcohol on the first date and plus, they feel 'safer' with the net between you two. Hahaa.

Then, if it goes well, say 'hey, I'm hungry. You hungry? Good, let's go grab a bite, I'm buying."

Once, i played with this girl who showed up in her work clothes and then gave me a strip show while changing in my car - it went well.

Either way, good luck.

Pure gold for all the youngsters. Just say hello.

I've only ever used a line one time. It was "oh you live on this floor, let me see your room"



It worked

Seriously.

Since you do not have the balls to get the job done, Lets all just get together at a strip joint and call it a day!!

Still no pics and it's been over 12 hours!!! This isn't rocket science.

Did you ever visit the engineering buildings on your college campus? Check out the "babes" in the lab? Thank goodness this isn't rocket science!

Bah I am an Petroleum engineering major...not that many hot chich in the field.

Decided to too follow speedey's advice and not go their today. I don't know if she even worked. I'll go in tomm aternoon and if she turns me down going to the bar I will ask her to an Astro's game.

Stop looking. You cannot look for pussy as you will never find it.

After you stop looking for it things usually change and it walks up and taps you on the shoulder...

Best advise on the whole thread. You control her mind and the body has been yours for a long time.

As an aerospace engineering student, I can back you up on that one. Some of the trolls we have walking through our halls........*shudder*. Even the rare hot ones are just so bizzare, I don't know how any guy could date them. Woman and engineer makes for a unique combination.http://forums.pelicanparts.com/suppo...eys/witch1.gif

She brings every guy who walks in coffee.
I'm just sayin ....

The best place to find a girl is at church. They are just as much fun but most actually have some character and might we worthy of trust. Lots of them are drop dead gorgeous and are not constantly getting hit on by drunks.
getting a girl at a bar or club isn't success, unless you goal is to get your turn with a barfly. Now serving number 57 .... NEXT!
Uuuuggghhh.

Mike Damone: I mean don't just walk in. You move across the room. And you don't talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything. That's what I do. I mean I just send out this vibe and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens.
Mark Ratner: Well, naturally something happens. I mean, you put the vibe out to 30 million chicks, something is gonna happen.
Mike Damone: That's the idea, Rat. That's the attitude.
Mark Ratner: The attitude?
Mike Damone: Yeah! The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.
Mike Damone: Look at you: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. I'm tellin' ya, Rat, if this girl can't smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right?

Ha, Ha, reminds me of the movie Dumb & Dumber when Jim Carey is talking about 'sending out the vibe'; that was too funny!

Legends in our own minds!

Tom, do you know the difference from a good looking women and an ugly women?.....





....... A: whether your friends see her or not.

Where's the pics man?
YOU are running a HUGE deficit for pics!

Another good line from that movie is where the gorgeous babe says to Jim that his chances are one in a million and he exclaims, "so you're saying we have a chance then!" Too funny.

What are the chances of a girl like me and guy like you getting together?


One in a million.


So you're saying theres a chance.

Dude, you're asking a bunch of middle aged white guys how to pick up chicks ? WTF ?? are you nuts ??

Sure. Middle-aged white guys need serious game to pick-up hot young trim. A great-looking young stud just needs to stand around looking stupid. Whooze got the skillz, dawg? :cool:

Ouch, that hurts. A few us are engineers and spent many hours in those labs! And loved it thank you!!:cool:

You're a guy, Luis. I wasn't talking about you. Sheesh.

(Unless, you trolled engineering labs looking for other cute guys. ;) Not that there was anything wrong with that...)

I read 3 pages and no pic???

I was just being sarcastic...:)

I was also in a frat, so I spent 95% of my time in college hanging around the rest of campus.
I do not think that I ever dated anyone from the engineering college; not that there is anything wrong with that.:D (I just had more options):p

Totally agree. Unfortunately the hope of a picture keeps coming back.

I did think about unsubscribing but I know he at least has the courage to steal a phone pic (James Bond style)....SmileWavy

Dare we continue to hope......:o

Let us know when you slap cratch :D

(Well, someone was gonna say it)

The youth of America today do not follw through with anything.
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