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But they need love just like the ugly ones do.
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Or my other favorite pick-up line: "Does this rag smell like chloralhydrate to you?"
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"Hi, My names xxxxx, remember it, you'll be screaming it in an hour!"
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That's almost as classy as "Nice shoes. Wanna fuch?"
Be bold, ask her directly if she'd like to go out with you sometime. Maybe, I dunno, go get a cup of coffee or something...? Be bold or go home.
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if she is that hot she is either gay or taken - either way if she is working at a bar (anybar including a Java bar) means that she lays like a rug!
Hit dat wit boff nutz!
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Lines are for roads. Just start conversation with her. Get to know her some. She prolly gets hit on all the time but how many guys are cool and just wanna talk to her? And as always, ask more questions and listen to her more than offering her any info on yourself.
Get between her ears before you get between her legs...
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That always works for me... but be sure to give the Visa card with the $200 limit not the American Express with no spending limit (ask me how I know).
If that doesn't work tell her you have a really big... uh... pair of shoes!
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You need the "Attitude" its classic
http://www.netwalk.com/~truegger/ftrh/the-attitude.au One more, this stuff cracks me up. http://www.netwalk.com/~truegger/ftrh/five-point.html Last edited by 85eurocarrera; 04-18-2008 at 03:18 PM.. |
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I may as well follow up with some advice from someone who knows how to get laid - Tom Brady.
His words: First date - whatever you do, keep it short. You've got to leave her with thinking "what's wrong with me?" Personally, I like tennis as a first date. I'm awful, usually so are they and furthermore, you can learn a lot about them based upon how they go after the ball. I find, girls appreciate something that doesn't involve alcohol on the first date and plus, they feel 'safer' with the net between you two. Hahaa. Then, if it goes well, say 'hey, I'm hungry. You hungry? Good, let's go grab a bite, I'm buying." Once, i played with this girl who showed up in her work clothes and then gave me a strip show while changing in my car - it went well. Either way, good luck.
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Pure gold for all the youngsters. Just say hello.
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I've only ever used a line one time. It was "oh you live on this floor, let me see your room"
It worked
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Seriously.
Since you do not have the balls to get the job done, Lets all just get together at a strip joint and call it a day!!
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Still no pics and it's been over 12 hours!!! This isn't rocket science.
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Did you ever visit the engineering buildings on your college campus? Check out the "babes" in the lab? Thank goodness this isn't rocket science!
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Bah I am an Petroleum engineering major...not that many hot chich in the field.
Decided to too follow speedey's advice and not go their today. I don't know if she even worked. I'll go in tomm aternoon and if she turns me down going to the bar I will ask her to an Astro's game.
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Stop looking. You cannot look for pussy as you will never find it.
After you stop looking for it things usually change and it walks up and taps you on the shoulder... Quote:
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I'm just sayin .... The best place to find a girl is at church. They are just as much fun but most actually have some character and might we worthy of trust. Lots of them are drop dead gorgeous and are not constantly getting hit on by drunks. getting a girl at a bar or club isn't success, unless you goal is to get your turn with a barfly. Now serving number 57 .... NEXT! Uuuuggghhh. |
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