Here we go...breaking news: Us ship fires on Iranian boat

[Dueller]

Reuters is reporting a US Navy Sealift ship has fired on an Iranian boat. Details sketchy at this point.

[Dueller]

Never mind. Just a few .50 caliber warning rounds fired.

Carry on. Nothing to see here.

[Rikao4]

somebody is not trying ,

Rika

[Porsche-O-Phile]

Didn't they get the memo? It was supposed to be 50mm, not .50.

[on2wheels52]

Or perhaps 5 inch.
Jim

[URY914]

Did the phone ring at 3:00 am?

[Shadetree930]

Yes, the phone did ring. It was some young female asking for Bill.

[Jim Richards]

Was Hillary ready for action? Did Obama call for the Iranians to change? And, did McCain just stay the course? At least Bush could be counted on to encourage the Iranians to spend their rebate checks.

[Porsche-O-Phile]

Time to buy oil futures.

[charleskieffner]

yep last week morons shoot tanker w/RPG dump 100 gallons of oil in the ocean and the media runs w/it and oil prices go up.

today we have king of the morons al sadr wanting to play nice instead of yesterday wanting to fight.

now we have his amigoes in iran hassling ships.

lets put it this way................

if i had a girlfriend or a male friend that acted like this bipolar crap i would have either kicked them to the curb or tied a ICBM to my ass and gotten the hell out of dodge!

i think its time we act diplomatically and state our intentions clearly .

if ya wanna continue being idiots................WE IS GONNA VAPORIZE YER WORTHLESS BIPOLAR DYSFUNCTIONAL BUTTS!

maybe we should send everyone in the middle east to therapy w/lots of quaaludes prescribed!

[Mule]

The phone rang at 3:00 am. Hill was busy. Hell, I wouldn't have answered either!
http://bigheaddc.com/2007/09/11/hillary-lesbian-rumor-given-weight-by-doj-official/

[Mule]

Originally Posted by charleskieffner

yep last week morons shoot tanker w/RPG dump 100 gallons of oil in the ocean and the media runs w/it and oil prices go up.

today we have king of the morons al sadr wanting to play nice instead of yesterday wanting to fight.

now we have his amigoes in iran hassling ships.

lets put it this way................

if i had a girlfriend or a male friend that acted like this bipolar crap i would have either kicked them to the curb or tied a ICBM to my ass and gotten the hell out of dodge!

i think its time we act diplomatically and state our intentions clearly .

if ya wanna continue being idiots................WE IS GONNA VAPORIZE YER WORTHLESS BIPOLAR DYSFUNCTIONAL BUTTS!

maybe we should send everyone in the middle east to therapy w/lots of quaaludes prescribed!

I said it a long time ago. We need to deliver a modified version of Clint Eastwood's speech at the end of Unforgiven. Give 'em 90 days to straighten it up. If not, "Operation Clean Sweep!"

[JavaBrewer]

Originally Posted by Dueller

Never mind. Just a few .50 caliber warning rounds fired.

Originally Posted by Porsche-O-Phile

Didn't they get the memo? It was supposed to be 50mm, not .50.

Originally Posted by on2wheels52

Or perhaps 5 inch.
Jim

Sounds like you guys would be perfect for translating bible scripture. Now exactly how many horsemen were killed with that jawbone again

[dhoward]

500.
No.
5000.
wait!

[GothingNC]

Incident may have been the request from an oil commodities dealer wanting to jack up oil futures just a few more dollars before selling

[the]

Originally Posted by dhoward

500.
No.
5000.
wait!

Both!

Numbers work in mysterious ways.