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Indian Condom Song
Wow! Just.......wow!
I don't think we'll be seeing this on MTV any time soon...  Randy
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Hah, I love Bollywood!
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I still want to see the condom "specially" made for India. Supposedly, they have the smallest ***** among the various Earth races; thus, a custom XXXX-Small. ???
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Condoms 'too big' for Indian men
By Damian Grammaticus BBC News, Delhi There is a "lack of awareness" over condom sizes A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men. The study found that more than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms. ......... |
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  Actually, I remember reading about some Masters and Johnson-type study a while back where they either went around the world measuring dorks, or (more likely), asked men to measure their own. The *honor system*, you might say. Special credit for anyone who can guess the country with the biggest average dork. No fair if you read the study. I'll tell you that there wasn't as big of a delta between the first and last place country as you might think. 
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I googled it but still find it pretty dinky (get it). The difference between countries is pretty minimal, like less than an inch for one standard deviation. I never really thought of myself as large, but compared to what that report says, I'm a giant among men. World average about 5.5 inches? I'm a donkey compared to that, and I'm not even porn material, not even close. On the other hand, Chatsworth, CA, the porn capital of the USA is only a few miles from where I work, hmmmm.............
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Considering how many people there are in India, they need more of these. Am in Bombay India right now and until someone comes here you simply have no idea how many people are in this country. As well it shows little sign of slowing down. They need to stop having kids and yesterday IMHO...
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If the ladies would stop playing around with cucumbers, then that puppy would not get so streched out and just about any "johnson" would make them happy!
Yes Red, some of us both "trim tightly" and go commando at the same time. Really helps in the summer. Joe PS its not so much how long it is, as how thick it is I have heard. Not going to say how many times I have heard that or where! 
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