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Which is the Greatest Boon to the American Way of Life?
As I see it, there are clearly two icons representing the American way of life. Which has been the greatest boon to our culture?
1. Titties 2. Beer Do you think either is dangerous and out of control in terms of use? Why should the government give a ***** about either? Clearly titties and beer have had lasting affects on our culture. Beer has always been on the forefront of the American way of life. Now (as I think it should be) it is somewhat on an even footing with titties, which have made tremendous strides in our lifetimes. The two are now almost inseperable. Where will we be in 100 years?
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Well, since there may be a 25% jerk-off tax, we'll probably have a drinking tax by then.
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Titties... no... beer... wait... titties... no, I mean beer
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Does not compute... does not compute... (smoke coming out of ears)
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Where's the "All of the above"?
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Best OT poll ever! I voted for beer as it is cheaper to buy and tends to make me just as happy. Plus when I am done I can throw the empty in the trash.
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Beer. You can sample as many kinds as you want as often as you want, often one after the other, and no one gets into trouble as long as you don't drive. Enjoying, sometimes even observing too many titties can cause serious health and safety issues.
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A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him.
'My name is Carmen,' she told him. 'That's a beautiful name,' he replied, 'Is it a family name?' 'No,' she replied. 'I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most -- cars and men.' 'What's your name?' she asked. He said, 'B. J. Titsengolf'
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Titties as American beer is terrible. Try some good German or Czech beer and you will find heaven, especially if you are drinking it while playing with some titties!
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