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Kalifornia's Day Of Recokoning Is Coming

Gawd is MAD as He11 and isn't going to take it anymore. He is sick and tired of Kalifornia, with its Liberals dissing his Laws. He is especially mad after the Kalifornia Supreams overturned one of his edicts about Homos.

Bettter watch out, he has plans for you in Kalifornia..better take heed and run for you lives while you still can. I have it from a good source who is close to Gawd that your first going to get an earth quake that is going to sink San Francisco into the Bay, then Mount Shasta is going to erupt (it is a LIVE Volcano you know) and bury Norhtern Kalifornia under 8 feet of ash and then an Asteroid is going to come crashing down on Hollywood wiping out the rest of Southern Kalifornia and the homos.

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Old 05-22-2008, 05:56 PM
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Tabs, if Tom Cruise would ride that ass-steroid in a la "Dr. Strangelove", Id pay to see it!
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Tabs, if Tom Cruise would ride that ass-steroid in a la "Dr. Strangelove", Id pay to see it!
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tabs, you used to write posts that were intelligible, intelligent, and interesting.

Nowadays you just seem to write random posts begging for attention.

I liked it better when you actually had something to say, a great deal to say in fact.

Remember - quality, then quantity.

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I pray for Kalifornia. If something bad happens there, the surviving commies will infiltrate AZ. I really feel like I'm going behind enemy lines every time I cross that state line.
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I thought Gawd liked homos. In fact, he must be homo himself. If I understand his book correctly, he made man to be an image of himself and, hence, named man HOMO sapience.
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Well, you are suffering from fires and flooding, and apparently had a tornado yesterday. If you start seeing swarms of locus, might be time to get the hell out. All hail prophet tabs!
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tabs, you used to write posts that were intelligible, intelligent, and interesting.

Nowadays you just seem to write random posts begging for attention.

I liked it better when you actually had something to say, a great deal to say in fact.

Remember - quality, then quantity.

Don't become another Mule.
No chance of that!
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Tabs, I think your Gawd is more unhappy with Nevada, you guys -Reno- have had over 1000 earthquakes in the last few months. A few that were pretty big. I think you should get your house in order before worring about us on the coast.
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I pray for Kalifornia. If something bad happens there, the surviving commies will infiltrate AZ. I really feel like I'm going behind enemy lines every time I cross that state line.
Start building your bunker, now.
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I pray for Kalifornia. If something bad happens there, the surviving commies will infiltrate AZ. I really feel like I'm going behind enemy lines every time I cross that state line.
Y'all need two fences, one to the south, one to the west

he is trying to generate traffic for his site perhaps
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I have it from a good source who is close to Gawd
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Well, you are suffering from fires and flooding, and apparently had a tornado yesterday. If you start seeing swarms of locus, might be time to get the hell out. All hail prophet tabs!
No, we are not suffering from fires or floods or tornadoes. "We" are a whole bunch of people, many many millions of people. While there are people affected by these problems, they account for about .00001% of our population and are not representative. The rain yesterday was just enough to get my windshield dirty so I hardly think I was suffering at all. Same goes for most of the Californians.

Just like there are a whole bunch of bleeding heart liberal immoral people here, but they do not represent the majority. They may be more visible and outspoken but they are also outnumbered. just because there are alot of screwed up people here does not mean everybody is. The same generalization can easily be made of every region in this country.
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No, we are not suffering from fires or floods or tornadoes. "We" are a whole bunch of people, many many millions of people. While there are people affected by these problems, they account for about .00001% of our population and are not representative. The rain yesterday was just enough to get my windshield dirty so I hardly think I was suffering at all. Same goes for most of the Californians.

Just like there are a whole bunch of bleeding heart liberal immoral people here, but they do not represent the majority. They may be more visible and outspoken but they are also outnumbered. just because there are alot of screwed up people here does not mean everybody is. The same generalization can easily be made of every region in this country.
I don't care, God still hates CA.
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I don't care, God still hates CA.
The bible says "hate the sin, not the sinner".
So obviously God would hate what is going on especially in places like west hollywierd, san franscico, laguna beach etc but he doesn't hate the people.

That doesn't mean he isn't going to punish but if he does, he will provide the strength to get through it to those who ask for it.
As long as we don't look back and get turned into a pillar of salt.
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I think you're taking this a bit too seriously........

We had 10 tornados yesterday. Just another Thursday.

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