What the hell happened at Chappaquiddick?

[Jims5543]

Well?

[Nathans_Dad]

You did that on purpose, lol.

[tabs]

Teddy ducked out of the car before it went off the bridge...they saw a cop car and rather than be caught in a compromising situation Teddy got out and hooffed it home while Mary Jo went off the Bridge. That is the unoffical thoughts of the Sheriff of the Township?

If you put it all together and think about it, it is sure fits the facts.

[widgeon13]

Someone died! That's what happened.

NTSA!

[Racerbvd]

[Rikao4]

confirmation that scheisse will float

[Jim Richards]

Looks like a '66 Chebby Impala.

[JayG]

Originally Posted by Jim Richards

Looks like a '66 Chebby Impala.

Thats an Olds bubba.

[Jim Richards]

Originally Posted by JayG

Thats an Olds bubba.

Ooops. I forgot how big the old Chebby bowtie was back then. Also, no wrap around tail lights.

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[legion]

Originally Posted by tabs

Teddy ducked out of the car before it went off the bridge...they saw a cop car and rather than be caught in a compromising situation Teddy got out and hooffed it home while Mary Jo went off the Bridge. That is the unoffical thoughts of the Sheriff of the Township?

If you put it all together and think about it, it is sure fits the facts.

I would buy that.

However, he has told stories about trying to dive into the water to rescue her. I think he should have been charged with murder. Maybe then he would have told the truth.

[tabs]

Take a look at Radio Tabs for my latest comments about Teddy.

[MikeSid]

Well... This Great White Shark, a rogue that swims alone, goes up to the area near Chappaquiddick with the Gulf Stream and munches on this summer girl who is night swimming off the coast. The shark then munches on the little Kitner boy leaving the townspeople in a panic. The beaches get closed and the Sheriff hires a crotchety old fisherman to hunt the shark talking along a rich sheepshank tying oceanographer as ballast. The old fisherman is eaten by the shark and the sheriff blows the shark to bits using a pistol and a container of compressed air.

Oh wait...that was Jaws.

Nevermind.

[craigster59]

Originally Posted by tabs

Teddy ducked out of the car before it went off the bridge...Teddy got out and hooffed it home while Mary Jo went off the Bridge. That is the unoffical thoughts of the Sheriff of the Township?

That explains the neckbrace....

[Mule]

Kennedy lied and a good woman died!

[Jims5543]

Originally Posted by Nathans_Dad

You did that on purpose, lol.

What.

[widgeon13]

Originally Posted by MikeSid

Well... This Great White Shark, a rogue that swims alone, goes up to the area near Chappaquiddick with the Gulf Stream and munches on this summer girl who is night swimming off the coast. The shark then munches on the little Kitner boy leaving the townspeople in a panic. The beaches get closed and the Sheriff hires a crotchety old fisherman to hunt the shark talking along a rich sheepshank tying oceanographer as ballast. The old fisherman is eaten by the shark and the sheriff blows the shark to bits using a pistol and a container of compressed air.

Oh wait...that was Jaws.

Nevermind.

I thought that was the shore of Long Island, not the Cape. Wouldn't want the important details misrepresented.

[tabs]

Originally Posted by craigster59

That explains the neckbrace....

Lets see now..how many times do people wear neck braces when they are sueing after an automobile accident when in fact they are OK?

U didn't see Teddy wearing that brace for toooooo long didja...maybe once for a photo op?

[pwd72s]

Mary Jo's death may have saved the country. It assured that Ted Kennedy would never become president.

[widgeon13]

That kind of shlt doesn't seem to have slowed down Hidabeast!

[Joeaksa]

Originally Posted by pwd72s

Mary Jo's death may have saved the country. It assured that Ted Kennedy would never become president.

Thank God! Now he can wave at Mary Jo on the way to Hell...