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[DARISC]

Originally Posted by carnutzzz

I'm going to replace 3 toilet seats in the house today.

With what?

[Seahawk]

Was it over when the German's invaded Pearl Harbor.

I think not.

[DARISC]

Originally Posted by Seahawk

Was it over when the German's invaded Pearl Harbor.

I think not.

No it certainly isn't and the resultant complex social implications persist to this day.

In a decrepit Brooklyn apartment house there still lives an old Japanese Jew who hasn't forgotten that misattributed injustice, gets very aroused on Dec. 7th of every year and attacks his neighbor, Pearl Schwartz.

[dentist90]

If 7-11 is open 24hrs... why is there a lock on the door?

[DARISC]

Originally Posted by dentist90

If 7-11 is open 24hrs... why is there a lock on the door?

Why because, YES, they're open 24hrs, but NOT in a ROW!
Sheeesh! Are you dents or what?


Oh....you're a dentist.
Are you a paintless dentist? I have a few small dents and I really want to have them undented without then having to use a paintist).

Shermans

[onlycafe]

[pwd72s]

My coffee is cool enough to sip now.

[carnutzzz]

Originally Posted by DARISC

With what?

I'm replacing them with confidence- it's a straightforward install. I made new ones from my childhood Legos.

[DARISC]

Originally Posted by carnutzzz

i'm Replacing Them With Confidence- It's A Straightforward Install. I Made New Ones From My Childhood Legos.

Ouch!

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Stop that, it's silly.