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[DARISC]

Originally Posted by kstarnes

You say that to all the girls.

And it has yet to work .

[Porsche-O-Phile]

The maximum allowable cross-slope of an ADA ramp is 2%.

If a ramp has a slope greater than 5%, it requires handrails.

A ramp cannot have a slope greater than 1:12 (8.33%).

[gassy]

Don't play the rainbow game with Sharpies.

[pwd72s]

Tony Stewart carries his cues in a case made by Jack Justis

[VINMAN]

Shake well before using.

[MikeSid]

Well if you're here and I'm here, doesn't that make it our time? - J. Spicoli

[nostatic]

My whiteboard has writing on it. Mostly in black dry erase pen. Some words are underlined, while others have stars next to them.

[dentist90]

I'm getting up... anyone want another beer?

[slakjaw]

Stupid parking barrier

[dzls rok]

speed bumps and lowered cars dont mix.

[DARISC]

Originally Posted by VINMAN

Shake well before using.

In the case of good looking, but clingy women, use well before shaking.

[Rick V]

If I was a dog and you were a flower, I would cock up my leg and give you a shower.

[johnco]

starkle, starkle, little twink
who you are I am I think
I'm not as drunk as some thinkle people I am
I've only had tee martoonies and have all day sober to Sunday up
besides, the smoker you drink, the player you get

[DARISC]

Guns and women
and Porsches and beer
and whiskey and watches
and cratches not crotches
and redneck delusions
and liberal infusions
and mocking replies
and boatloads of lies
and a tree-house was built
and some flowers did wilt
and 'twas 'cause they were gay
and won't darken the day
and what chile is hot
and what beef cut is not
and a cpu stutters
and experts here utters
and he's back on line
and we're feeling so fine
because here on OT
all that fits to a T
as each new post here brings
more of favorite things
that are found here on line
OH! OT is so fine!
If you're nuts
and got guts.

[idontknow]

In stark contrast to Connecticut's hit and run victim, in Sebring the Sunset Grille Deck Collapses After Customers Rush to Choking Victim's Aid

SEBRING — What started as a choking turned into a major scare for customers at The Sunset Grille Saturday evening as too many good Samaritans rushed the balcony and caused it to partially collapse.

Nobody was injured by the collapse of the deck, said Tom Dunn, the deputy chief of the Sebring Fire Department. The choking victim was driven to Highlands Regional Medical Center, but her name and condition were not available Sunday afternoon.

The choking and deck collapse were reported at 7:46 p.m. Saturday.

Sunset Grille Manager Mark Biermann said that 30 customers ran onto the back deck to help the woman out when they noticed she was choking.

"We noticed that the deck started sinking a little bit," Biermann said. He told the patrons to stop rushing to the deck and to get off of it, but he said nobody listened.

As the crowd grew to about 40 on the back deck, the northern side sank down.

Dunn described the scene as "startling" for the customers.

That back deck was roped off Sunday afternoon as men were busy repairing the pilings underneath. A few customers were dining on the deck touching the building.

Biermann said the back deck was an add-on that was installed by previous owners. The current owners have had the Sunset Grille for about 3.5 years.

The Sunset Grille scheduled a set of band performances on the deck for the Fourth of July. Biermann said the deck should be fixed by Sunday evening.

"We want to make sure the deck is completely safe," he said.

From: http://www2.highlandstoday.com/content/2008/jun/15/sunset-grille-deck-collapses-after-customers-rush-/

[red-beard]

Random Crap

You don?t want this crap. We don?t know you, but we don?t need to: nobody wants this crap. That?s how it wound up here in the first place. That?s why we can?t get rid of it through any legitimate means. It?s rubbish. It?s garbage. It?s junk, it?s trash, it?s flotsam. You didn?t want it when you saw it at the dollar store. You?d have better luck picking any three items from the lost & found bin at the sleaziest, grimiest hourly motel in town. You?re more likely to find something useful in the garbage dump of a Chinese prison camp. The question, then, is?why are you clicking that big orange button?
HEY CRAP-FOR-BRAINS, SEE IF YOU CAN WRAP YOUR TINY LITTLE MIND AROUND THIS:
1. WHEN YOU ORDER THIS ITEM, YOU?LL GET ONE BAG WITH (up to) THREE CRAPS IN IT.
2. YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR SELECTING THE QUANTITY THREE WHEN YOU ORDER.
3. YOU WILL WASTE FREIGHT IF YOU ORDER FEWER THAN THREE.
In return for your money, you?ll get some kind of bag and some quantity of crap. We promise nothing more than that. You should expect even less.
THE HOLY CRAP COMMANDMENTS:
01. Thou shalt not expect thy crap to be especially nice. The only possible exception: natives of Bizarro World.
02. Thou shalt not whine and complain when some people?s crap turns out to be nicer than yours. That?s life, them?s the breaks, you pays your money and you etc.
03. Thou shalt take a moment to consider whether you might be better off just not buying this crap. Then take another, and another. If you?re lucky, it?ll be sold out by then.
04. Thou shalt not order just one crap and blame it on our server. We don?t take kindly to bullies who pick on defenseless machines.
05. To paraphrase Stephen Stills, if you don?t get the crap you want, want the crap you get.
THE HOLY CRAP COMMANDMENTS v2.0:
I. Thou shalt expect nothing beyond one bag of some kind and your chosen quantity of crappy items (which should be THREE).
II. Thou shalt not whine and complain when some people?s crap turns out to be nicer than yours.
III. Thou shalt take a moment to consider whether you might be better off just not buying this crap.
IV. Thou shalt not order just one crap and blame it on anything but your own inattention.
V. To paraphrase Stephen Stills, shalt thou not get the crap you want, want the crap you get.

• The crap will be shipped via SmartPost, the crappiest shipping method available to us.

[CJFusco]

McClintock Sphere.

[DARISC]

Originally Posted by CJFusco

McClintock Sphere.

I will NEVER forgive myself for so off-handedly giving away my beloved TI reverse Polish calculator a few years back.

[CJFusco]

Originally Posted by DARISC

I will NEVER forgive myself for so off-handedly giving away my beloved TI reverse Polish calculator a few years back.

You know what I always say: you're only as young as the people you feel.

[carnutzzz]

This thread is a scam, and I would like a moderator to close it, as it was created only to deceive.

I mean really folks- how "random" is it to type a message into the same thread everyone else is. In fact- into the same website, the same OT forum you do every day?

Hardly random. I bet you're even typing on the same keyboard you always do. Wow- how unpredictible and clever.

My random contribution to this thread: I'm going to replace 3 toilet seats in the house today. And I certainly won't be here to talk about it!